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99% of Valdis/Nobunaga haiku are about death and gods but this one is the new funniest because
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Potatoes
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Put to death X-(
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Nobunaga /sobs
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I realize that Valdis doesn’t tell anyone anything, but him trying to figure out where they are in the timeline is giving me life in the memory thread
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(LOL) he finally was like "Welp it must be like REALLY early :VVVVV My bad :V"
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YEP
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No soul and all the hounds are under Fenrir’s control
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Yes she never told him about Fenrir so he's oblivious (LOL) since he BARELY knows the bible and no Western mythology really. Just the tidbits that correlate to Japanese ;-)
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Captcha Check Nobunaga is my most fucked up character <- his dying thought "Oh no [Fenrir] is kind of hot =\"
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Which is saying something too because I have Kilgrave and Fujiko Mine in my repertoire
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Ok, but he's not wrong Fenrir IS hot
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Vincent Gogh
pokes you
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o/
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aww. Nobunaga
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He could still kill her without hesitation he insists! It's a sibling thing. \:|/ He's a sibling-killer so ehhhh
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He's like "you don't have to ask Siffleur I can do it (nottalking)"
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More like ‘would’ than ‘could’ but he and Yato definitely could
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That song is amazing
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and so perfect
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Nah if she asked him, he'd do it. But he'd be like "Oooooh this is why Klaus hates that picture :T" and probably let it go (of Klaus killing Nobunaga at Halloween)
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sdjkafn
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He currently has it locked in a puzzle box buried under a few others. Because he thinks it's really hot
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Hahahahaha, I really do want Nobunaga to ask about Fenrir because Valdis will dodge that so hard
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Vroom vroom
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(LOL)
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Just like "So who's the hot demon king of hellhounds with the Reginald Hargreaves style sword and likes severing spines from behind :V"
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Techincally Fenrir is also an Angel >.>
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That's why he's hot :V
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Nobuanga is like "well shitty angel killed the fail demon king. ONE POINT TO BITCH-BOY"
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Makes a little dart board chart with ideas how to stab him back in time
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.... SIX yes
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why did I mis-write that
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IDEK
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Ok, but the way Nobunaga presented the information made Valdis defensive so she actually told him stuff
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poke at the puppet comment, it gets better
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(LOL)
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Nobunaga is good at that. Saying things craftily
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I mean, she's talked about not wanting to be a slave again to him before, so...
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Yes
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Ok, but dude, one thing at a time!
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Death X-(
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Somewhere Klaus shouts "NO!"
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Lol
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He does shout bo
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No even
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(LOL)
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Also boo
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BOO
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Captcha Check Shiranui
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lolol Ari sympathises. Very familiar Oda behaviour (LOL)
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Lolol
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It’s tru
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Exactly (LOL)
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Nobuanga is like "Shiranui is so great I didn't even have to threaten to make Klaus cry :VVVV"
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Lol
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See, the thing is....she can make people ill like this, but this is not her lol Captcha Check
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It’s like the potato famine but against people by slowly drawing their life force away. It’s why ‘natural causes’ in her world are actually supernatural causes lol
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But we went with potatoes because funny
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I very much suspect Shiranui would be very mad if he thought it was her so maybe don’t voice the thought though
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Yes (LOL)
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HE DIDN'T
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Also, I apologize, Nobunaga you are an open book like Shiranui, just sassier
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And with less self preservation instincts
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Lmfao He is definitely as bad as Shiranui (if not worse) (LOL)
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He's like "SEE GUYS I AM TOTALLY AN ONI :VVVV"
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lolol Ari says of course.
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She hasn't seen Shiranui's other form yet
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lol
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Oda! Stop tormenting the Hellhound by telling her it’s simply a lack of control! It’s genuinely, canonically isn’t
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Just wait until I have it rebound sometime in the future.
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rofl
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If she tells him how she's going to fix it he'll stop but otherwise (LOL) THIS IS WHAT HE DOES
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DRIVES EVERYONE CRAZY :VVVVVVVVVV
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Oh fuck
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Wow
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Ok
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I suppose that’s one response to have
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jkdsaln
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>>
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WHAT DID YOU DID
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I am at the barn, but this is going to be really fun
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lol
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She's actually not kidding, or trying to get herself killed, she genuinely just wants him to leave
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The lack of red eyes is actually a good thing
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Loup D'etat : OKAY Just finalllllllllllllllly about to post Nobunaga's -- for Valdis
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Do you want it when he'd have to be rescued OR -- after getting rescued and they're outside and he does his "Don't look so surprised, you know my name, I assume" bit?
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If rescued it'd open with
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I mean, she honestly would not rescue him and would just sit and let it happen because she is not interfering in memories, which would be the shortest memory ever. But if she realizes that in order to not change the memory she has to save him, that would be really fun
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roflmao
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alksdjas'lkd;jas;ldkjasd GOD that is funny
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Okay
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She can get attacked by Kennyo
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I rly wish that
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Klaus knew what vine was
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So he could say, "Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy" to Erik rn
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I am deeply amused about dumping Valdis into a dating sim though
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Yes (LOL)
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Do you wanna fight me original TikTok
this is Klaus in this thread with Erik
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zlkdjasldkj roflmao Klaus
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And he's unleashed so Nobuanga is just like "Vampire bro you might think you're immortal but so is Klaus
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Total whiplash, Klaus is able to defeat everyone/everything vs. memories of "I'm barely more useful than Vanya who is useless"
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Rip
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Klaus just wants to throw hands
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It’s so funny bc normally Nobunaga is the one doing and saying shit while Klaus tries to smooth things over and now, Klaus is just out here ready to throw hands
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100%
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Tbf its why Nobunaga loves them. He just imagines this would he his role among the Hargreaves.
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"Hold Klaus' hand and don't let them spit on the POTUS"
Oda: we shall see
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Just imagining Klaus in Japan's royal Court Iuvoyc8yc8yvoyv
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Lol.
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Klaus would DO something
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Klaus punches Akishaga in the face and Nobunaga just heart eyes to the moon
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Looool
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I need to look at things and reply to them
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*Ashikaga
Ashikaga shogunate - Wikipedia

He assassinated one, installed a puppet and constantly had to deal with their bullshit
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If you want Klaus or Maeve anywhere in particular, lemme know
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The memories!!! If Klaus wants to see the Azuchi castle tenshu the final one F is that + sake
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But Nobunaga would almost def. be like "be my cup" and pour him sake -- alternately there's a battle scene I couldn't figure out an open starter for but the one right after Mai rescues him he is showing off and would take
Klaus riding -- ditto the baby's first battle
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Klaus trying to avoid drinking by introducing Nobunaga and the others to the concept of body shots.
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God Nobunaga will be instantly addicted to Klaus (rofl)
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His one regret would be Masamune isn't there to tell about it to lol
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Klaus like “Quick, think of something distracting.”
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I meannjust kissing him would work too since that was what he was sneakily after lol
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True
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I am still laughing at this memory thread with Nobunaga
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“You aren’t dressed as a nun”
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;-)
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What does that face mean?
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what does ":V" mean
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Look, I’m assuming it means that he’s glad she isn’t because reasons, but I honestly don’t think a woman being a nun would stop him from at least asking
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