CChuuni
99% of Valdis/Nobunaga haiku are about death and gods but this one is the new funniest because
CChuuni
Captcha Check

Potatoes
CChuuni
Put to death X-(
Loup D'etat
Nobunaga /sobs
Loup D'etat
I realize that Valdis doesn’t tell anyone anything, but him trying to figure out where they are in the timeline is giving me life in the memory thread
CChuuni
(LOL) he finally was like "Welp it must be like REALLY early :VVVVV My bad :V"
Loup D'etat
YEP
Loup D'etat
No soul and all the hounds are under Fenrir’s control
CChuuni
Yes she never told him about Fenrir so he's oblivious (LOL) since he BARELY knows the bible and no Western mythology really. Just the tidbits that correlate to Japanese ;-)
CChuuni
Captcha Check Nobunaga is my most fucked up character <- his dying thought "Oh no [Fenrir] is kind of hot =\"
CChuuni
Which is saying something too because I have Kilgrave and Fujiko Mine in my repertoire
Loup D'etat
Ok, but he's not wrong Fenrir IS hot
CChuuni
JingleBells
pokes you
CChuuni
o/
Loup D'etat
aww. Nobunaga
CChuuni
He could still kill her without hesitation he insists! It's a sibling thing. \:|/ He's a sibling-killer so ehhhh
CChuuni
He's like "you don't have to ask Siffleur I can do it (nottalking)"
CChuuni
Loup D'etat
More like ‘would’ than ‘could’ but he and Yato definitely could
Loup D'etat
That song is amazing
Loup D'etat
and so perfect
CChuuni
Nah if she asked him, he'd do it. But he'd be like "Oooooh this is why Klaus hates that picture :T" and probably let it go (of Klaus killing Nobunaga at Halloween)
kingdonkey
sdjkafn
CChuuni
He currently has it locked in a puzzle box buried under a few others. Because he thinks it's really hot
Loup D'etat
Hahahahaha, I really do want Nobunaga to ask about Fenrir because Valdis will dodge that so hard
kingdonkey
Vroom vroom
CChuuni
(LOL)
CChuuni
Just like "So who's the hot demon king of hellhounds with the Reginald Hargreaves style sword and likes severing spines from behind :V"
Loup D'etat
Techincally Fenrir is also an Angel >.>
CChuuni
That's why he's hot :V
CChuuni
Nobuanga is like "well shitty angel killed the fail demon king. ONE POINT TO BITCH-BOY"
CChuuni
Makes a little dart board chart with ideas how to stab him back in time
CChuuni
.... SIX yes
CChuuni
why did I mis-write that
CChuuni
IDEK
Loup D'etat
Ok, but the way Nobunaga presented the information made Valdis defensive so she actually told him stuff
Loup D'etat
poke at the puppet comment, it gets better
CChuuni
(LOL)
CChuuni
Nobunaga is good at that. Saying things craftily
Loup D'etat
I mean, she's talked about not wanting to be a slave again to him before, so...
CChuuni
Yes
Loup D'etat
Ok, but dude, one thing at a time!
CChuuni
Death X-(
CChuuni
Somewhere Klaus shouts "NO!"
kingdonkey
Lol
kingdonkey
He does shout bo
kingdonkey
No even
CChuuni
(LOL)
kingdonkey
Also boo
CChuuni
BOO
CChuuni
Captcha Check Shiranui
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lolol Ari sympathises. Very familiar Oda behaviour (LOL)
kingdonkey
Lolol
kingdonkey
It’s tru
CChuuni
Exactly (LOL)
CChuuni
Nobuanga is like "Shiranui is so great I didn't even have to threaten to make Klaus cry :VVVV"
kingdonkey
Lol
Loup D'etat
See, the thing is....she can make people ill like this, but this is not her lol Captcha Check
Loup D'etat
It’s like the potato famine but against people by slowly drawing their life force away. It’s why ‘natural causes’ in her world are actually supernatural causes lol
Loup D'etat
But we went with potatoes because funny
Loup D'etat
I very much suspect Shiranui would be very mad if he thought it was her so maybe don’t voice the thought though
CChuuni
Yes (LOL)
CChuuni
HE DIDN'T
Loup D'etat
Also, I apologize, Nobunaga you are an open book like Shiranui, just sassier
Loup D'etat
And with less self preservation instincts
CChuuni
Lmfao He is definitely as bad as Shiranui (if not worse) (LOL)
CChuuni
He's like "SEE GUYS I AM TOTALLY AN ONI :VVVV"
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
lolol Ari says of course.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
She hasn't seen Shiranui's other form yet
CChuuni
lol
Loup D'etat
Oda! Stop tormenting the Hellhound by telling her it’s simply a lack of control! It’s genuinely, canonically isn’t
Loup D'etat
Just wait until I have it rebound sometime in the future.
CChuuni
rofl
CChuuni
If she tells him how she's going to fix it he'll stop but otherwise (LOL) THIS IS WHAT HE DOES
CChuuni
DRIVES EVERYONE CRAZY :VVVVVVVVVV
Loup D'etat
Oh fuck
Loup D'etat
Wow
Loup D'etat
Ok
Loup D'etat
I suppose that’s one response to have
kingdonkey
jkdsaln
CChuuni
>>
kingdonkey
WHAT DID YOU DID
CChuuni
Loup D'etat
I am at the barn, but this is going to be really fun
CChuuni
lol
Loup D'etat
She's actually not kidding, or trying to get herself killed, she genuinely just wants him to leave
Loup D'etat
The lack of red eyes is actually a good thing
CChuuni
Loup D'etat : OKAY Just finalllllllllllllllly about to post Nobunaga's -- for Valdis
CChuuni
Do you want it when he'd have to be rescued OR -- after getting rescued and they're outside and he does his "Don't look so surprised, you know my name, I assume" bit?
CChuuni
If rescued it'd open with
Loup D'etat
I mean, she honestly would not rescue him and would just sit and let it happen because she is not interfering in memories, which would be the shortest memory ever. But if she realizes that in order to not change the memory she has to save him, that would be really fun
CChuuni
roflmao
CChuuni
alksdjas'lkd;jas;ldkjasd GOD that is funny
CChuuni
Okay
CChuuni
She can get attacked by Kennyo
kingdonkey
I rly wish that
kingdonkey
Klaus knew what vine was
kingdonkey
So he could say, "Wouldn't you like to know, Weatherboy" to Erik rn
Loup D'etat
I am deeply amused about dumping Valdis into a dating sim though
CChuuni
Yes (LOL)
kingdonkey
Do you wanna fight me original TikTok
this is Klaus in this thread with Erik
CChuuni
zlkdjasldkj roflmao Klaus
CChuuni
And he's unleashed so Nobuanga is just like "Vampire bro you might think you're immortal but so is Klaus
CChuuni
Total whiplash, Klaus is able to defeat everyone/everything vs. memories of "I'm barely more useful than Vanya who is useless"
kingdonkey
Rip
kingdonkey
Klaus just wants to throw hands
kingdonkey
It’s so funny bc normally Nobunaga is the one doing and saying shit while Klaus tries to smooth things over and now, Klaus is just out here ready to throw hands
CChuuni
100%
CChuuni
Tbf its why Nobunaga loves them. He just imagines this would he his role among the Hargreaves.
CChuuni
"Hold Klaus' hand and don't let them spit on the POTUS"
Oda: we shall see
CChuuni
Just imagining Klaus in Japan's royal Court Iuvoyc8yc8yvoyv
kingdonkey
Lol.
kingdonkey
Klaus would DO something
CChuuni
Klaus punches Akishaga in the face and Nobunaga just heart eyes to the moon
kingdonkey
Looool
kingdonkey
I need to look at things and reply to them
CChuuni
*Ashikaga
Ashikaga shogunate - Wikipedia

He assassinated one, installed a puppet and constantly had to deal with their bullshit
kingdonkey
If you want Klaus or Maeve anywhere in particular, lemme know
CChuuni
The memories!!! If Klaus wants to see the Azuchi castle tenshu the final one F is that + sake
CChuuni
But Nobunaga would almost def. be like "be my cup" and pour him sake -- alternately there's a battle scene I couldn't figure out an open starter for but the one right after Mai rescues him he is showing off and would take
Klaus riding -- ditto the baby's first battle
kingdonkey
Klaus trying to avoid drinking by introducing Nobunaga and the others to the concept of body shots.
CChuuni
God Nobunaga will be instantly addicted to Klaus (rofl)
CChuuni
His one regret would be Masamune isn't there to tell about it to lol
kingdonkey
Klaus like “Quick, think of something distracting.”
CChuuni
I meannjust kissing him would work too since that was what he was sneakily after lol
kingdonkey
True
Loup D'etat
I am still laughing at this memory thread with Nobunaga
Loup D'etat
“You aren’t dressed as a nun”
CChuuni
;-)
Loup D'etat
What does that face mean?
Whatson
what does ":V" mean
Loup D'etat
Look, I’m assuming it means that he’s glad she isn’t because reasons, but I honestly don’t think a woman being a nun would stop him from at least asking
CChuuni
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