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Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:17 AM

[death's door] I have a very specific headcanon personality for the silent protagonist

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:17 AM

of just

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:17 AM

1. extremely dedicated to their job

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:18 AM

2. filled with tiny bird rage

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:18 AM

3. does not respect scene tone

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:18 AM

you're monologuing about your immortal kingdom right up until a furious crow is shrieking while hitting you with a hammer

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:18 AM

zero consideration for the sanctity and dignity of life

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:18 AM

you! you're overdue! stop it!

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:19 AM

get back in dead!

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:19 AM

Assigning personalities to the silent protag is good civilization

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:20 AM

"My grunts failed to teach you a lesson, so it falls to--" BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:21 AM

I saw someone's headcanon for the guy working in Five Nights As Freddy's as a little like this

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:21 AM

Someone who is just come out of rage on the other side and found a weird calm as they multitask on five different things to keep themselves from getting eaten by cursed bears

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:22 AM

https://images.plurk.com/1a941vUB2JimFdp14wgv1x.png

I love Jefferson

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:22 AM

a friendly human mammal biped

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:22 AM

who is not a corpse being puppeted by a giant squid

Gabiluzbad

@Overbringer

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:22 AM

I gotta try this game again at some point

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:23 AM

he has been a stellar chef ever since he emerged from his mother's embryonic egg sac

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:23 AM

I found the forest kingdom way harder than the urn mansion, but the frog king way easier than the urn witch as a boss fight

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:27 AM

i decided that the silent orotag in Let's Go Eevee was the eevee's intern

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:27 AM

and that the eevee was an instagram star

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:29 AM

Leikeli47 - Money

this was the eevee's leitmotif/theme song

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:29 AM

every time an incoming boss shows up to warn me off I whack them in the face

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:29 AM

every time the gravekeeper comes to call for a mournful moment of silence at a lost life after the fight I whack the boss in the face again just to make sure

bluecanary

@bluecanary

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:29 AM

i love that

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:30 AM

until I retrieve these debtors I'm MORTAL

Quinneapolis

@quinn2win

Mon, Mar 13, 2023 4:31 AM

I don't have TIME for your quiet dignity