Mei: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset? G'raha: No, I said "Mei, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Hei: I fell— Maribelle: From heaven? Hei: No, I literally fell— Maribelle: In love with me the moment you saw me? Hei: MY ARM IS BROKEN! Maribelle: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Morgana: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case? Drake: wHat? Morgana: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved. Drake: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Morgana: Can you cut me some slack, Darkwing? I’m sort of in love. Darkwing: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem. Morgana: I’m in love with you. Darkwing: blushes Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Donald: I can't believe you've done this..... Daisy: I'm sorry I didn't know-! Donald, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
and that's totally a perf Mei and Gina interaction. Detectives shouldn't wear clothes that look like blood! ... and probably wear clean clothes but Mei knows this takes baby steps
Dorian: I think I need a hug... Meilin: Good thing I'm hug shaped! /45 minutes later/ Dorian: You... you can let go now. Meilin: No, I absolutely cannot.
morgana: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy. drake: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep. morgana: I said within reason, drake. How about I murder that guy? drake: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't? morgana: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
morgana: Can I ask you for a favor? drake: I would literally die for you, but continue. morgana: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.
Mei: Remember that time you dared me to lick a swingset?G'raha: No, I said "Mei, don't lick that swingset" and you said "Don't tell me what to do" and licked the swingset.
Mei: Can you recommend a book that'll make me cry?G'raha: General Mathematics 8th Grade Edition.
Maribelle: From heaven?
Hei: No, I literally fell—
Maribelle: In love with me the moment you saw me?
Hei: MY ARM IS BROKEN!
Maribelle: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.
Drake: wHat?
Morgana: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Drake: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?
Darkwing: I’m sorry, but that’s really not my problem.
Morgana: I’m in love with you.
Darkwing: blushes Oh. That brings me in the loop a little.
Daisy: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Donald, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!
The second one is them after a really stupid argument.
And that third one is utterly adorable and absolutely in character.
Mei: Mustard– looks less like blood.
Drake: I regret everything!!!
morgana: How would you like your coffee?
darkwing: As dark as my soul.
morgana: Got it, one cup of milk coming right up!
... she probably means it sincerely, which might be worse than sarcasm,
Meilin: Don't you mean stressed?
Amy: No.
Della: To either get ice cream or commit a felony. I'll decide on the way.
Della: Fake?
Meilin: Good thing I'm hug shaped!
/45 minutes later/
Dorian: You... you can let go now.
Meilin: No, I absolutely cannot.
Mei: Black, like my soul.
Sol:
Sol: Mei, your soul is a latte.
Morgana: Aw, I'm sure you will someday, honey.
morgana trying to cheer up Drake when he realizes he doesn't have a rouge's gallery yet.
drake: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
morgana: I said within reason, drake. How about I murder that guy?
drake: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
morgana: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
morgana: Can I ask you for a favor?
drake: I would literally die for you, but continue.
morgana: We need to talk about you starting sentences that way.