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As a Jew, my favorite Jewish joke
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Four Rabbis were arguing about a point of theology at length
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One rabbi held that he was right, and the other three all held that he was wrong, and none of them could budge
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Eventually, in frustration, the outnumbered rabbi cried out:
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"If I'm right, may God send me a sign!"
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And immediately after saying this, on a clear day, lightning struck a tree behind him, causing it to erupt into divine flames
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The other three rabbi looked on at the unmistakable sign from God, until one of them spoke up, and said
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"Well, that's still three against two!"
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fuck
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that's good
MundersOWundus
Yeah God is out of His jurisdiction here
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pastel ranma
I love that one too, the version of the joke I heard was God just literally shouting from the heavens "He's right"
▲ndrusi
omg
Princess Emily
combine thew two versions, lightning strikes a tree and leaves "he's right" in the lightning burns
Echo
"It is not in Heaven", meaning "G-d is the ultimate ruler of heaven, but this is Earth".