"Hey, you know that hacking cough of yours? I think it's a really great sound." pls don't do this to me Jabari

Son

I'm trying to get him to start saying "good boy" instead with lots of praise and seeb. He usually drops a phrase if I don't respond to it? That's how we conquered the slurs.

He's still going to threaten violence at the vet but I think it's agreed that him yelling I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU when she checks him over while he's wrapped inside his Bad Bird Burrito is hilarious.

.... No, yeah, that is like YouTube video of the year material

omg please

Thanks to the pandemic and clinic policies, I'm not sure if he's done it in recent years since I haven't been in the room with him, but the first time the vet told me I was FLOORED.

I still laugh thinking about it

i bet he was the talk of the office the whole day

I love your terrible birb but oh my god sweetie no coughs

He's stopped making the creaking sound my front door makes whenever it's opened, at least. He used to do THAT in the middle of the night.

does he stioll try to turn on the lights

wo ai ni ★ : "Alexa" has dropped from his vocabulary. I just realized I can't remember the last time he said it.

momtheir has taken the fun