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brainstew
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Customer tried doing a fucking half this and half that sandwich.
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Can I get a larger steak and cheese but only one half steak and cheese? Can I get salami, provolone, and hot veggies on the other side??
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no
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no no
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order two fucking smalls.
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also dude ordered a fuck ton of different meats on his sandwiches and got pissy i charged him for each extra one.
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he ordered a ham & cheese with turkey, capicola, and mortadella.
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writing homelander and my phone as i'm typing home recommends "homo."
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homelander entering the room: i'm homo...phobic.
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I'M SO ANNOYED.
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i ordered a burrito from chipotle.
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they fucked it all up.
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got my money back but like maaaan.
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fucked up delivery is so dark sided. i was already hungry, then waited for the order getting hungrier and then.... nothing i still gotta make my stupid meal LOL
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I PAID SO I DIDNT HAVE TO DO THAT PLEASE
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maximum sadness: i ordered bcuz i dont have food/enough cash to get ingredients for a decent meal so i just end up eating fuckin toast lol
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THE SHUNT
: YEAH. i am tired from making other people food. please make me a burrito, i paid.
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YEAH THAT TOO LIKE DAMN I CANT BE FUCKED JUST GIMME A THING
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like i ate what they sent simply because it took a while to get to me and i didn't want to waste my remaining break waiting for a replacement.
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just saw a take claiming it's acephobic to prioritize your spouse's needs over your friends'.
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????????????????????????
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I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR ACE PEOPLE SINCE THEY'RE NOT UNHINGED.
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PEOPLE JUST MAKE THE WORST TAKES IN THEIR NAMES.
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Vought International on Twitter
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sometimes an old perv humping trash is just an old perv humping trash.
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antonystarrgifs on Twitter
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made a fresh batch of chicken salad for a customer so she could have her fucking larges with extra chicken salad.
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she just called to claim we served her old, spoiled chicken salad.
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i flat out said ma'am, i made that fresh for you. and she fucking dropped the call.
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THE CALLED BACK, CLAIMING I HUNG UP.
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and started talking again.
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she wanted new ones and when i explained i can't make a new batch tonight, we are like 30 mins to close, and i don't have any chicken ready for a new batch, CALL DROPPED.
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she called back asking for new sandwiches, claiming she didn't taste the old sandwiches??? but also that she did?? and i said for her to come in tomorrow.
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we can do new ones tomorrow.
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i warned the manager.
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oh my fucking god
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SHE GOT HER ORDER AT LIKE FUCKING 4PM. CALLED AT 8:30PM.
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some ppl are really in a whole other dimension
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she probably left them out, tbh.
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she was a fucking nightmare when she came in. she was making some poor uber driver wait outside while she and her friend wandered around the store, grabbing shit.
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she STARTED EATING BEFORE PAYING.
THE SHUNT
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FROM A BAG OF CHIPS.
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she had called in her sandwiches so they were done when she entered so???
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like she just
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was a disaster
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her other two sandwiches were like ham sandwiches with extra shit and things on the side.
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we had a lot of shitty orders today
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OH AND GOT JUST
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fuck
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guy orders two large steak and cheeses with extra steak.
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didn't ask for extra cheese.
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i confirmed no extra cheese.
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he pays and i make the food.
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he sees me put on the normal amount of a cheese for a large.
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he then comments "that isn't much cheese."
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THE SHUNT
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the restraint
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i wanna laser them.
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Itโs Calcium
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LOL YEAH
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homelander has no game.
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zero
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negative game honestly
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the SECOND he opens his mouth he ruins a perfectly handsome man LOL
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he says hi and you wanna file a restraining order.
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he says hi and you suddenly regret not reading the waiver you had to sign to enter the building more closely
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he smiles at you and your fight or flight kicks into overdrive.
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he looks at you and you already know which gamer words he's about to say.
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hJKSdjlkfgJAKL GAMER WORDS
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though, i doubt he can even play a mobile game.
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or tbh, he'd dump so much money into them
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madelyn needing to cut off his accounts so he doesn't waste his salary on candy crush.
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LMAO
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alan got a drop of soy sauce on his pants and maxie is obsessed.
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he keeps trying to lick alan's pants.
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HE HAS LICKED PANTS.
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he keeps licking.
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HE CRAVES THAT MINERAL
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FUCK
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ah. tumblr.
ah. tumblr.
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i enjoy evil men because i do understand the text
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you and me. weโre gods.