CChuuni
CChuuni
Have a bone density scan in Boston
kingdonkey
Are you telling us to get one or that you're getting one?
kingdonkey
:-P
CChuuni
Correction. Next week. Today is the prelim
CChuuni
kingdonkey : me lol

But mom had to go to dentist AND vet this morning!!!! So she's like Max stress levels
CChuuni
Robbie sprained his back
CChuuni
Poor sweetie. I kept telling everyone but
CChuuni
Lol he's so happy now the whole car ride he was blessed out. Mom thought I'd need to carry him in the hospital but he was too excited he loves children now he's snoring
CChuuni
My breathing is only at 60% boo
CChuuni
Which yes is great for one lung but still lower than last time boooooo
Whatson
She says this like its a surprise, as most of her time now is spent wheezing
CChuuni
At dunks she backed up in the drivethru aaaaahhh
CChuuni
Not into anyone thank god
Exacerangutan
.........huh.
Exacerangutan
...I feel like that article definitely rings true. (thinking)
Exacerangutan
I wasn't aware of it as a thing people did, but
CChuuni
Oh yeah my mom 100% needs another person for like... everything. This is why robbie of all things makes her safer driving
CChuuni
This morning she was extra in this mode so I'm doing my best but ahhhhhhhhh
CChuuni
But it's funny because my dad and even her bff from high school are used to this and it was the only way we could get her to call the vet
CChuuni
https://images.plurk.com/3Z9iYtpzmGUcW9it6JfJPx.jpg tuckered
CChuuni
Don't get it wrong though I don't have my shit together either
CChuuni
I forgot to charge my gotcha and phone
Whatson
Are you home?
kingdonkey
Ahahaha. Robbie
CChuuni
I am now home
CChuuni
THANKS FOR THE NAMES of my Pokemon Let's Go Eevee btw
CChuuni
lmfao
kingdonkey
-Whispers- Tell Robbie I love him
CChuuni
I WILL
CChuuni
He's thrilled he had so much fun today, the pain med they gave him helped a lot (LOL)
CChuuni
Poor baby
CChuuni
but I was going to carry him in wheelchair and he was like "NO IMMA WALK"
Whatson
babe its valentine's day
CChuuni
BABE ILU
CChuuni
ALSO BABE
CChuuni
Pokemon Go do you still want woobat?
Whatson
yes
Whatson
can we talk via phone when you get settled in?
CChuuni
Yes but I have to get food so please be patient <33333 but yes my goal is to call ;~;
Whatson
babe, I have the patience of a saint
CChuuni
YOU DO YES <33333333333
CChuuni
Additional Goblin mom things
CChuuni
-- So she can't sit still, my battery was dying, so I was going to use her phone to catch stuff etc. And lend her my switch
CChuuni
I can't get the downloaded games to work without internet so only game cards, so I gave her my case and said go look through them
CChuuni
Mom: Made in Abyss ^_^
CC: Are you sure about that (unsure)
Mom: why not? :V It's a kid's game
CC: it is NOT a kid's game it is very very dark. They descend into Hell
Mom: Maybe not dark >>
CC: Yeaaaah how about Zorro or Let's Go Eevee?
Mom: Let's Go Eevee
CChuuni
But it was too dark for her to load and I needed to brighten it for her but got my blood drawn
CChuuni
So in the car I was playing it
CChuuni
and ^ Saw that Kyle changed the names lmfao
CChuuni
Mom was also freaking out because
CChuuni
TURNS OUT SHE WAS WRONG 1) The bone scan is next week 2) her DENTIST is tomorrow (honestly thank fuck)
CChuuni
but 3) she's been giving Adam MONEY even though Me, Moosey, and Dad, are all like "Nooooooo" and then the Republicans had their trans hearing today and so she was overloaded on propaganda and
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/Bwko4Lf3Z62NkJxNbppcs.jpg
Whatson
wait... you left the names i changed?
CChuuni
I switched them in other uh games, but not LGE so (LOL)
CChuuni
JUST AS WELL She didn't get to see it (LOL)
CChuuni
omg she's so crazy @.@;
CChuuni
Just spazzing out about everything ahhhhhh
CChuuni
asjdkasdl;kja Bondrew is the WORST
CChuuni
He makes Reginald Hargreaves look good. I GUESS Yato's father is worse-r but even then I'm not 100% sure
Whatson
I am fascinated by him. Someday I too want to create villians as bad and twisted as him
CChuuni
right? (LOL)
CChuuni
yare yare
Whatson
subarashi
CChuuni
Also I'm liek [THIS] close to disabling Facebook on Mom's phone because she KNOWS that some of Dad's reddit stories are FAKE AS FUCK but at the same time
CChuuni
can't tell other media literacy asdlkjadl;kjsa
kingdonkey
sfbds, If you can make Reggie look good, that's definitely a problem
CChuuni
BONDREW IS SO BAD
Whatson
He's wondefully horrible
CChuuni
He's amazingly awful like alskdjalsdkjas
kingdonkey
Is it a game or a show or?
Whatson
Bondrewed, cc
kingdonkey
I don't know anything
CChuuni
Hitler seems wonderfully kind in comparison
Whatson
it's a manga/anime/movie/ game
kingdonkey
Ohhh
kingdonkey
Fancy
CChuuni
Not just buying children and raising them to be superheroes
CChuuni
but straight up kidnapping children and experimenting on them
CChuuni
and repeated torture
kingdonkey
Well...what else are you supposed to do with kids?
CChuuni
THE WORST
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/2ObKyjztcvubBzhBRsFN4C.jpg
kingdonkey
TREAT THEM KINDLY?
kingdonkey
Psshhhh
Whatson
it's delightfully twisted, the whole thing
CChuuni
roflmao yes that
CChuuni
Now tbf I haven't played the game yet
CChuuni
It's on the LIST
CChuuni
of doom
Whatson
there's this giant pit with monsters in it, that even the simple act of trying to CLIMB BACK OUT OF IT destroys you
kingdonkey
That's always the way
CChuuni
but I can't imagine it is like
kingdonkey
Longest list of things
CChuuni
"a kid's game" noooooooooooooooooo
Whatson
but there's """"treasure"""" and mysteries at the bottom that people still want to go down for
kingdonkey
>.>
CChuuni
Mom also asked me if she should play JoJo and I was like "Best not >>;"
CChuuni
Mom: Obviously not Empire of Sin I saw King's Bounty 2 but
CC: >> Yeah let me look I know I have some non-downloaded Mom safe things
Whatson
i say let her play it
CChuuni
EVEN THOUGH I DO HAVE SPECIFICALLY Rollercoaster Tycoon for her and solitaire, but it uses net, and it can use my phone, but phone was dead so (LOL)
CChuuni
rofl naaaaah
CChuuni
Not today esp.
CChuuni
Like MAX WORST DAY
Whatson
life isn't all rainbows and puppies, escapism is unhealthy!
CChuuni
rofl
kingdonkey
Oh nooo
Whatson
we all need a dose of Bondrewd once in awhile
CChuuni
MAX WORST DAY BABE
CChuuni
She cried like 5 times before we got out the door
Whatson
The monster idolizing a monster feels no pity, what a surprise
Whatson
I am allowed to say this: I've helped the woman for more than a decade
CChuuni
Yes I told Dr. Perkins about how much she adores you and begs you to come WHICH REMINDS ME
CChuuni
What dates in April are the modeling convention in Maine?
Whatson
err
Whatson
DowneastCon is April 16, Sanford, ME
Whatson
weird, it's a sunday
CChuuni
TY <3
CChuuni
Also do you still need woobat and/or frillish in
Whatson
man, I need to get back to modeling. I need to finish this proofreading..
Whatson
yes
CChuuni
/o/
CChuuni
Whatson : do you need flabebe?
kingdonkey
Someone catch me in the pokemon go so I have an excuse to leave work
CChuuni
(LOL) yes
Whatson
All i need is you, babe
CChuuni
<33333333333 but for real
Whatson
https://images.plurk.com/1xUQ5RDEfVGNmh67khxr2p.jpg when it comes to you babe, I'm always for real
CChuuni
Is that a no?
kingdonkey
This must be what being the third wheel in a Klaus and Nobunaga is like
kingdonkey
Conversation is the word I missed
kingdonkey
Which is to say you’re cute
CChuuni
Rofl ilu
Whatson
when kyle tries to be affectionate and cc is all like "pokemon. focus"
Whatson
so yes i do
kingdonkey
sdjkafn.
kingdonkey
Tragedy
CChuuni
roflmao I'm mean I'm sorry ILU <33333
kingdonkey
I appreciate your tender affections for CC even if she is too motivated by the pokemons
Whatson
unfortunately, my tender affections are often SQUANDERED but after nearly two decades I'm used to it ;_;
kingdonkey
I’ll appreciate them from afar for both of you
CChuuni
jsad;lskjda I'm sorry
CChuuni
If you're wondering why I still haven't called
CChuuni
GUESS
kingdonkey
You fell into an alternate reality on a murder cruise ship and your phone doesn't make calls from there?
CChuuni
Good guess
CChuuni
Moosey says: "but then how can you be on plukr?"
Whatson
No I am not, for your information
Whatson
because I am a good boy and I am patient
CChuuni
I appreciate that (LOL)
Whatson
"I know she loves me and has her issues, problems, dilemmas, disabilities, disasters, humdrums, catastrophes, goblin-wranglings, errands, medical procedures, arguments, wanderings, forgetfulness, time displacements, engagements, lag periods, and distractions"
kingdonkey
-Patpat-
CChuuni
exactly (LOL) that is what I am telling myself with Mom except instead of goblin-wrangling / gobliness
CChuuni
"How long does it take to get a fucking cup for tea?"
Whatson
the best part is she gets to stare at the water cooler/heater
kingdonkey
Five hours
Whatson
it occurs to me, the story I want to write about a prisoner locked in stasis through time is kind of like CC. She watches the world move and change around her
kingdonkey
I have seen too much WW, cause my brain is like, "That damn Will-i-am"
CChuuni
YOU NOTICED
CChuuni
dkljasl;dkjasdkl;
CChuuni
Also I need to watch Westworld still :T
kingdonkey
I'm re-watching s4
kingdonkey
Cause I finished all my work
Whatson
i heard it is good for awhile and bottoms out
kingdonkey
I mean...s4 could have had an actual ending that didn't make me sad, but
kingdonkey
ALAS
kingdonkey
Maeve Millay is bae
CChuuni
fucking finally and I can call
kingdonkey
YAY! ACALL
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