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[Amazon bad] shockingly good ending but lmao me vs Amazon
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so my cat has grown absurdly picky about food and will only eat like, 3 specific brands and no "fish" flavor.
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so I ordered this fancy food she will eat that was cheaper than usual
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and then Amazon sent it to the wrong address (which I guess could've been my mistake but I'm pretty sure it wasn't) and then the delivery guy just fucking tossed the box over the gate and into the awaiting jaws of a pack of small dogs.
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which is like... dude... we have specific instructions to call and knock and NOT TOSS SHIT OVER A GATE
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so i was like F U C K M E and asked for pics which were admittedly very funny. Just fucking mayhem
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the pack of small dogs had ENRICHMENT
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and once armed with the pics I went to the amazon support chat like "SO. THIS HAPPENED."
spooky queer
asdflaksdfjlksdfj
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Amazon chat didn't even ask for the pics, they were just like AH YES, SO SORRY. WE CAN ISSUE A REFUND IMMEDIATELY, so either I have a great trust score somewhere, or they already had complaints about the delivery person.
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So I've now reordered the food to the right address, I triple-checked
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and now i will share the pics of the remains of the cat food
spooky queer
glad you got refunded XD they're usually good about that
bladeosaurus
please picture these dogs getting dropped this from above
please picture these dogs getting dropped this from above
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a gift from the heavens
spooky queer
lord
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everyone involved is like WHY WOULD YOU JUST FUCKING TOSS IT
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WHO DOES THAT
𝐴𝑟𝑐ℎ𝑖𝑣𝑖𝑠𝑡
oh my god THEY TRULY HAD ENRICHMENT
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i'm not mad anymore bc i got refunded no problem. now i can laugh about it.
serpentcyborg
Omg, I have a tiny dog that's extremely food motivated
PHONY
oh my god ghsghs
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GIFT FOR THE PUPPIES
whiphand
oh no dfghjk congrats to those dogs
serpentcyborg
This would be the best day of his life
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Here, two of the criminals who enjoyed ENRICHMENT
Here, two of the criminals who enjoyed ENRICHMENT
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there were more criminals but I do not have pictures of them so this will have to suffice
serpentcyborg
I love the one with the ponytail
DR. MEGANE
LMAO
DR. MEGANE
literally raining treats
skerple
omg. I bet that pibble pup was SO HAPPY
MONEYBAT
best day of their doggie lives
bladeosaurus
we all missed the actual mayhem bc no one was home, but i'm sure they had the best time.
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it came to the right address this time and my good friend Random Amazon Delivery Guy knocked like a civilized person
it came to the right address this time and my good friend Random Amazon Delivery Guy knocked like a civilized person
faebruary
I keep laughing at the pack of small dogs
bladeosaurus
today my dad asked what happened to the unopened packs, and we had to stare him right in the eye and be like 'what makes you think there were survivors?'