All right, inspired by
fermentingbones
's Fargo recs I'm just gonna throw out RvB recs why not. I have to think about this hngh. They're all so dumb. I'd probably go with Caboose or Simmons tho. Look, I'm sorry, I only know your one boy. And this canon is dumb as bricks.
Simmons is just a huge nerd. Easiest way to put it. He's kinda smart but still one of the idiots since they are all idiots. He has a father please pay attention to me complex and loves to please.
He's practically married to Grif in a platonic way (or romantic if you're a shipper). They converse and argue a lot since they're kinda opposites but they care very much about each other.