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One day, somebody will need to get this picture from the waist up and post it to...whatever.
Pinky Hood
That photo would get SO many hits
Tad Cooper
I'm sure we could arrange it
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Eventually. Once Dick and Haley are more established. Or...you know, hell. That sort of thing could GET the influencer thing established.
Tad Cooper
And then the yoga thing puts him over the top
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Also, for anybody who hasn't seen: Dick's entrance to Meta.
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Pinky Hood
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The second picture there, if you haven't seen it before.
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And it's definitely Jason because of the panties.
Pinky Hood
YUP. That's what I was thinking of when I wrote that tag. For pre-movie and Jason's childhood, I'm taking bits and pieces from pre-New 52 and post as long as they're not contradicting the movie. So Sheila but Jason did first meet Dick while attempting a solo mission
Pinky Hood
So no Sheila*
Tad Cooper
I'm assuming the end-result is that Dick tells Tim to relax, there's no cover story where they aren't brothers.
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Oh, absolutely. There is NO cover story where Tim isn't Dick's little brother. He won't hide that he's a Wayne adoptee. He just...doesn't think about it because that's the way it's always been.
Tad Cooper
Jason and Bruce were talking at a PARTY and Loki overheard their IDs
Tad Cooper
Tim is still bitter.
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Wow, they're normally a lot better about those things.
Pinky Hood
IN THEIR DEFENSE, they assumed the balcony was empty. Loki was using an invisibility spell
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Never assume anything is empty.
Tad Cooper
Yeah in their defence: Loki
Tad Cooper
Who Tim likes anyway
Tad Cooper
DICK NO
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What are we Dick noing about?
Tad Cooper
The eggplant emoji
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Also, Dick absolutely just told Dana that he's run into his brothers.
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So Tim can relax.
Tad Cooper
Tim: Nope never
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Tim can relax about THAT.
Tad Cooper
FAIR
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I love it. Dana's like, "I think Jason and Tim are trying to pretend they aren't related as civilians." And Dick's like, "If you want to get technical, none of us are related."
Pinky Hood
I'm using the post-Crisis, pre-New 52 version of Jason and Dick's first meeting. So more or less this: 
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Oooh, oof. Bruce, please.
Pinky Hood
YUP... My headcanon for this version of Jason is that Jason already knew Dick was the first Robin before they met but Dick still didn't drop by the manor to meet him for MONTHS because... /gestures
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Because Bruce.
Pinky Hood
Exactly
Pinky Hood
Jason trained for six months before becoming Robin soooo yeah. Nearly a year before Dick dropped by? Probably was a year?
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Dick was mad.
Pinky Hood
UNDERSTANDABLE... Jesus christ, Bruce