Quinneapolis
so ends my stab at FE4
Quinneapolis
After much anxiety I successfully talked to Eldigan without any of my guys being murdered
Quinneapolis
then narrowly defeated the incoming wave of wyvern riders
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then defeated the evil king who was an armor knigh and ALSO a volcano wizard somehow
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and thought "finally, chapter 3 is over"
Quinneapolis
then the pirate castle activated
Quinneapolis
the game spawned one new allied character, an archer, within swinging distance of 300 new pirates
Quinneapolis
80 turns away from the rest of my army
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while also introducing another two guys a subpar wizard and a healer, also surrounded by pirates
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then I started warping my guys to the nearest castle and Ayra got hit like eight times in a row at 31% hit odds and died
Quinneapolis
and then I spent an hour playing yoshi's island
Gabiluzbad
rough
Doctor Ansem
Ouch
Quinneapolis
the maps are SO BIG and SO LONG
Quinneapolis
like 20 hours into the game I was still on map 3
Doctor Ansem
There's something to be said about how turnback mechanics strip something away from the intensity of FE maps
Quinneapolis
i mean FE4 lets you save every turn
Quinneapolis
but every turn is 40 minutes long becase the maps are 200x300 tiles and you have 24 guys and are fighting 85 enemies
Doctor Ansem
But then I lose a unit 12 turns in and I'm like "fuck no I'll keep my save scum tactics thanks"
mask of pride 🌸
oh. oh god yep. oof
katzenjammer
yeaaaaaaaaaahhhh that's fe4
katzenjammer
jugdral's fuckin rough 
Quinneapolis
The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the it's my...
Sigurd's adventure like
Gabiluzbad
YOU SHALL NOT FUCK WITH ME