duck bastard
Guys..... I got terrible news....
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duck bastard
https://64.media.tumblr.com/702c6c37af667f89ca4b2430b3ffec3d/012655da189b6f6b-bb/s540x810/1301fc4968e7fbbdfc53e08a51e5c511b25c8841.jpg
Okapi
Kira🌵
why are these people in fandom and how can we get them out of it
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
Wh
Himbo Agenda
wat
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎
who's gonna tell them their favorite writers of original fiction probably all started with fanfic......
MR SEPHIROTH
wow this person is deep in the puritanical bullshit huh
MR SEPHIROTH
we can't let the people........ enjoy things.
Ken
“They’re doing it because it makes them feel good”
Ken
Please say sike
papermint tiger
Have. Have we really reached the point you can't enjoy fanfic??? What the fuck
七8九!
if things that make you feel good are illegal does that mean i should stop eating this ice cream
Rᴏʟʟɪɴɢ sᴛᴀʀ ★
papermint tiger
This is clearly how that anon gets off because they hate actually masturbating
Hoho-Eyes
papermint tiger
I'm just. The puritanical bullshit has reached new heights
papermint tiger
Also are these people aware that authors write for /gasp/ money??? And also their own pleasure???
VIRGIN-SENPAI
????
VIRGIN-SENPAI
someone needs to learn about the post modern era
elliǝ
Is this their first day on Earth?
zoki.
yeah, like...I saw people celebrating AO3 being delisted in Germany, because apparently not censoring content they find objectionable means the whole site should go
HOOUS POOUS
this feels like a troll ask
duck bastard
oh good news on the ao3 thing, but germany walked back on that choice last i checked
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
this surely cannot be real
papermint tiger
I don't know I have seen some absolutely wild shit
papermint tiger
In the Star Wars fandom, some 13 year old put together a whole excell spreadsheet of 'problematic' SW writers, mostly ones who shipped things this person deemed problematic
papermint tiger
We know they were 13 because it said so on their Tumblr. They also had the hot take of if you're 30 you're too old to write fanfic, go do your taxes
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
but that at least makes some sort of sense to me
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
in a twisted and sad way
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
this is just. why are you even here jim
cassandra
papermint tiger
Yeah I don't know why this person is even in fandom if they can't accept that writing stories about what you enjoy has been a part of these spaces longer than I've been alive
Pen Again
I feel like if they're gonna tell me to do my taxes...you're 13, go do your math homework. I only gotta do taxes once a year...you've probably got homework from Aug to May/June
CA Girls Uptime
papermint tiger
Anyway I feel like my story is a short step to this stage so I'm not too surprised people are reaching this point
papermint tiger
Just kind of sad about it
Pen Again
some people have too much time on their hands. istg
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
and what is wrong with being masturbatory with fiction, the professionals do it all the fucking TIME.
Tonberry King
"These fans are enjoying this canon incorrectly and must be excommunicated for the cardinal sin of being happy."
Tyra
what is the link to that 2nd one
Tyra
I have to know this is real
Calliente
Ah, to be a fly on the wall when these people find out the reason their favorite media creators write stories
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
I have a belief, and it's if the fanfiction writer is being 'amoral and disgusting', there's an og fiction writer probably being worse.
Calliente
"I created this canon and I hated every second of the process of creation, as God and John Harvey Kellogg intended"
papermint tiger
I could probably name you five original fiction writers that ended up being trash people off the top of my head, but that might be depressing
Calliente
Get rid of all stories, we can't let people know we WRITE
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
there's literally fetish porn being SOLD independently that you can pay money for but fanfiction writers are the problem? https://imgs.plurk.com/QCV/vCT/7VSx8j098rfTyRdnG08qkdMSTJu_lg.jpg
Gemakai
I can't believe I used to let people who believed this dictate how I should or shouldn't react to things in fandom.

People like this need to get over themselves and let people enjoy things.
I a♥D♥o♥r♥y♥m♥
Wwwwwwwwwwow
Pen Again
Gemakai : I wouldn't be too hard on yourself for it. I think a lot of us carried lots of guilt about the things we enjoyed and their attitudes pokes and preyed on that guilt and insecurity
CChuuni
what
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
life is short, do whatever the fuck you like with fiction.
Kaysper
complete tangent, but out of curiosity I visited the OPs blog and then artblog and... AW MAN, LOOKIT HOW CUTE THIS IS!
gods strongest hrt soldier
Kaysper
in case a palette cleanser is in order.
Pen Again
Kaysper : oh no, they're cute. I could see them as little animal crossing like game characters, or in a toy set (like...actual toys. a little village of semi squishy fisher price characters with houses and a town and everything, not just figurines for a shelf) T_T they're precious
Kira🌵
oh man those ARE cute
Kaysper
(someday I will spell "palate cleanser" correctly)
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Ooh yeah I'm totally jerking off to imagining my favorite characters actually having nice mundane lives where they're happy
PirateTaiga
i long for times where your idiotic takes had a reach of maybe 30 people, and you actually had a decent chance they will get forgotten in two years max, and not amplified by other similar teenagers in their teenage brain phase
papermint tiger
alternately, they became beloved inside jokes to tell at school reunions
papermint tiger
and family gatherings
nɑnɑmin
Tyra : the second one is the same post as the first. It’s on mrspider’s blog if you want to go look for it.
tronja307020
omg, if someone sent this ask to my inbox, I think I'd have to crack the fuck up. Or think they were a troll. Por que no los dos? Either way, I'm not coddling someone trying to cancel people in fandom because they write fanfic.
Maidstrong
wh
Exacerangutan
ahhh yes I see the interllectuals who definitely understand what art is and how it has ever been made are out in force today
Tonberry King
https://images.plurk.com/48jpQEbfM5Z5OaNJNiGHGe.png
Pen Again
^ look, to each their own, but I've read more abundantly healthy, loving, kind relationships (romantic and otherwise) ...more REALISTIC relationships... in fanfic than in ANY classical lit. And if that's purely masturbatory fiction there, then I'll take it.
papermint tiger
I feel like I should know what book that sarcastic tweet(?) is referring to but it is entirely because Captain Janeway was playing the part of the employee in her holodeck downtime
Revenge Guac
Jane Eyre
papermint tiger
Thank you lol, I should probably read that at some point
Revenge Guac
:-Db
Exacerangutan
Revenge Guac : not The Wide Sargasso Sea? ;-)
Exacerangutan
The Wide Sargasso Sea, a novel accepted in the literary canon, is a prequel to Jane Eyre written by another author more than a century later: in other words, fanfiction
Pen Again
I mean other than "are things teenage girls enjoy and are therefore to be shunned" what even IS the difference between "fanfic" and "derivative written work/homage/parody/unofficial (speculative) continuation by another author"
Just Lore
I feel the need to point out that Twilight started out as fanfiction.
Just Lore
I haven't read or watched it, but I know that much.
Pen Again
I mean Dante's Inferno is fanfiction. Paradise Lost is fanfiction. Le Morte D Arthur and Once and Future King are fanfiction
Just Lore
People just need something to whine about.
Pen Again
But then so is Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter. There is no difference except whiney elitists
Pen Again
I'm not saying they're necessarily GOOD fanfic. ALVH did not commit hard enough to its conceits imho but that's beside the point
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
Like when you R E A L L Y get down to it, most forms of fiction writing are masturbatory by nature. Basically the ask comes from a person that has some issues.
E.S. Levi
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies was surprisingly good, though.
Exacerangutan
...well yeah fanfiction is literally as old as storytelling. Nearly all stories are, in some fashion, retellings of and expansions on older stories. The difference between that and fanfiction is a spectrum of how far you go in filing off serial numbers.
Exacerangutan
which means that any argument denigrating fanfiction as Not Real Art is inherently an argument that artistic creation is merely the practice of vigorously hiding sources, rather than actually having things to express or expressing them well
Exacerangutan
which is a super garbage take on what art is IMO
Exacerangutan
ergo people who shit on fanfiction either don't comprehend art in any way that matters, or don't understand what they themselves are saying
Exacerangutan
QED
Exacerangutan
our modern notion of fanart as separate from art is mainly a product of the rise of copyright law as interpreted by publishing corporations, who have a vested interest in denigrating any art that isn't making them money or that count be construed as narrowing the scope of their control over the profits from artistic work
Exacerangutan
that is to say we're told that "commercially published author" is somehow a more true form of artist than "fanfic writer" because publishing companies get money from the former but not from the latter, and if the latter is taken seriously, in an era of feasible self-publishing, it drastically reduces the market power of publishing companies
Exacerangutan
hi I have a whole warehouse of soapboxes about how BS the notion is that being paid to write things grants magically unbounded, unimpeachable authority, when it actually just means that you were given money
Pen Again
I get it. As a comp lit major, I get it
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎
tbh, the concept of fan work as it exists today also is a fairly recent trend, possibly more recent than said publishing companies' views on copyright
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎
(and ofc basically since it became a thing it's been hypocritically considered ~lesser~ than Real Art, some of which really is barely any different)
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
am I saying fanfiction is punk in an era in which you can get sued by a corporation for using their property without permission? yes, yes I am.
Mega
looool. "people enjoy this and that makes it bad"
Mega
this person's logic is absurd
Exacerangutan
new meta genre of writepunk
ʙɪᴛᴄʜɪᴍᴡɪʟᴅ
like what is the person, a trad cath?
Pen Again
fun police
Tonberry King
okay hold up because there's something that's been mis-spoken here and I can't let it stand
Tonberry King
Dante's Inferno isn't simply fanfiction
Tonberry King
It's Self-Insert fanfiction
Tonberry King
(though I'd argue that Pride and Prejudice and Zombies is more 'adaptation' than 'fanfic' because the vast majority of the text is still the original text)
七8九!
i remember reading dante's inferno and gosh his crush was boring as heaven
Pen Again
the most interesting thing about Inferno I think was the organization of Hell and the punishments, along with the who's-who of the sinners...when they were someone who wasn't very specific to his time and place
Calliente
Man, I remember reading a whole dense, well-worded rant on Tumblr about how it's reductive to compare Dante's Inferno to fanfiction
Calliente
And llike...I don't remember exactly what it said or how it was said, but it sounded reasonable overall and made points (I think) about showing respect for such an important cultural work
Calliente
But tbh, it's never sat right with me, as evidenced by the fact that I still remember it ages later; it's been chewing on a corner of my brain this whole time
Calliente
Because the thing is, I don't see how comparing Inferno to fanfiction is reductive unless you consider fanfiction an inherently inferior form of writing to begin with
Calliente
Calling Inferno fanfiction shouldn't cheapen Inferno, it should highlight than fanfiction can be way more significant than people give it credit for
七8九!
there's such amazing fanfiction out there, inferno included
Calliente
(And like...I think the only argument that holds any real water re: fanfiction potentially being lesser is that it involves using characters, world-building, settings, etc that are not yours, so you don't have to expend the creativity to make them whole-cloth, which is certainly a big shortcut to take over original fiction)
Calliente
(But even that argument holds zero water re: Inferno not being fanfiction because Dante used SO MANY real world figures for Inferno!!!! Like, did he have one homebrew character in the whole thing???)
七8九!
dante's inferno was rpf bible fanfiction yes
Calliente
(It's not like he came up with Hell, either, although you could argue he did a lot of very interesting world-building for it)
Calliente
But yeah, I don't think "important works of cultural significance deserve to be treated with respect" and "Dante's Inferno is fanfiction" are incompatible statements at all
Calliente
I wish I could find that argument about Inferno again, just so I could remember what it said exactly and see if it still seemed compelling
七8九!
i love when fanfics add worldbuilding that the original canon didn't have...
Calliente
Because I don't remember the arguments they made and whether or not they did justify the distinction or not
Calliente
OH HEY I THINK I FOUND IT
Calliente
And it turns out the answer is "a little of column A, a little of column B"
Calliente
Which is that actual Italians were getting pissed at someone who was genuinely being kind of flippant and ignorant about Inferno without understanding it...but they were also being really judgy about fanfiction
Calliente
nɑnɑmin
yeah, I remember that post and it always rubbed me the wrong way because if it's down to "shortcuts" and not creating things for the world of the story yourself then any piece of fiction that takes place in any part of the world past or present, would also count as like "real world fanfiction." and it's just really stupid sounding when you put it that way.
Calliente
And like...yeah, it's reasonable to say that you can't historically call Inferno fanfiction because the modern concept of fanfiction did not exist at the time, the same way you can't call historical figures modern flavors of queer because they didn't have the same view or definitions of queerness that we do now
nɑnɑmin
it's nearly impossible to have a fully original piece of fiction. there's always things that are going to be built upon other things. whether that's history, language, people, cultures, personal experiences, etc. all we can really do is stop treating fanfiction as lesser than and using it as an insult.
Calliente
But like...that's getting into semantics, frankly? A historical male figure who only slept with other men might not have been considered gay in his time because they didn't use that term for it, but the fact that he would be considered gay now by modern definitions and exhibits the same traits of what we now recognize as a gay man is a relevant observation
Calliente
In the same way, just because there was no concept of fanfiction at the time Inferno was written doesn't mean that, by the definition of fanfiction as it exists today, Inferno doesn't qualify
Calliente
Using pre-existing characters, settings, and cultural underpinnings of tropes, concepts, and current events to write a story you want to tell - how is that not all the hallmarks of what we now recognize as fanfiction?
Calliente
Like...
Calliente
You are starting by equating a fan fiction to the mere pre-existence of some characters into “popular” culture (which already is, hm, laughable, because Medieval Italy popular culture is in no way comparable to modern concepts of media usage and, even if they were, the type of knowledge Dante had access to was in no way popular or fannish in nature)
Calliente
Sorry I don't understand this statement???? At all????
Calliente
Of course medieval Italian culture was different, but just because media worked differently back then, what about that means that well-known public figures of the time do not count as 'popular culture'
七8九!
how is popular culture a few hundred years ago different from popular culture now...i mean we've got different mediums, and greater proliferation, etc, but it's still "popular" "culture"
Calliente
Yeah, pop culture as we see it now is drastically different from what would have been pop culture then, so it would be ridiculous to act like Dante criticizing the religious figures of the day is some 1:1 equivalent of someone making a Justin Bieber callout post
Calliente
But that doesn't mean Dante wasn't using the popular culture of his day in a roughly equivalent way to how people writing fanfiction use our pop culture today, in the general sense of using already known and understood characters (or even real people) as narrative shorthands and social commentary
七8九!
sometimes you read old stuff like shakespeare or water margin and they make all sorts of references to pop culture that we totally miss because it is culture that is no longer pop-
Calliente
And god, there are so many elitist comments throughout that whole mess that illustrate very plainly that while these people may write fanfic, they consider it culturally worthless
Calliente
Which is just...honestly sad
Calliente
You don't have to think all fanfiction is equally meaningful, because it sure isn't, but then not all books are equally meaningful, so I don't see how that matters
七8九!
there's some pretty terrible books out there, it's true
七8九!
and then we've got published fanfiction like twilight or, say, paradise lost
七8九!
wait was it twilight or 50 shades...meh
Calliente
Some fanfiction is deeply masterful and impactful and treating it as culturally void of meaning or significance or longevity is frankly just artistic gatekeeping and snobbery
Calliente
These people are the Anton Egos of literary works
Calliente
...no, actually, they're worse
Calliente
Because when Anton Ego experienced a work of humble origins that blew him away, he accepted that while not everyone can create, a meaningful act of creation can come from any origins
Calliente
These people have presumably read, maybe even written, incredible fanfiction...but they consider it worthless still because it's too humble and commonplace, and therefore it cannot possess real value
Calliente
Which is, ironically, what I think the person they were railing against was trying to get at, but they expressed themselves very badly
Calliente
We can't let our awe of cultural masterworks and old classics lead us to think that it's impossible for anything or anyone contemporary to even be remotely comparable to them, and refuse to even compare them
Calliente
Inferno doesn't exist on some different level of fiction than the lowest-viewed fanfic on AO3; they might be at total opposite ends of the scale of literary achievement and value, but they're still on the same sliding scale
Calliente
And then you have these people denying the clear and obvious similarities of using contemporary famous figures in fiction between Inferno and contemporary fanfiction for??? reasons??? Because the culture back then was different, I guess, so comparing how Dante and how xXsesshoufucker69Xx use the popular figures of their day in their works is ~insulting~
Calliente
Never mind that pop culture when I started writing fanfic at 16 is different from pop culture now, so I guess you can't compare shit from the Aughts to current fanfics because It Was A Different Time
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
I'm reminded of the news that in Japan someone found their grandmother's journal and it she apparently wrote Shinsengumi shipfic a hundred and fifty years ago.
Calliente
Yeah, like...just because the modern understanding of fanfiction hasn't existed all along, that doesn't mean people haven't been doing what we would currently recognize as fanfiction since forever
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Like... wasn't the Odyssey basically Illead fanfic?!
Calliente
The only way to take insult from that is to consider all contemporary works, without exception, inferior to old masterworks...which means you're aggrandizing the old and refusing to even assess the new
Calliente
Of course most fanfic is not culturally relevant, 99% of what was written in Dante's day didn't exactly survive the test of time either
Calliente
(Although, interestingly, they'd be considered historically valuable now as glimpses into the time period, and someday even xXsesshoufucker69Xx's body of work will be considered a glimpse into history, should it be preserved)
七8九!
i feel like part of it (in regards to dante in particular) is a refusal to admit that "bible fanfiction" is a thing but maybe that's just my impression?
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Paradise Lost is bible fanfic!
七8九!
it is!!
Calliente
I mean, I can't speak to that in any way, but it is a fact that Italy is the heart of Christianity, so...it's entirely possible they find that whole concept offensive
七8九!
i've never heard of italy being the heart of christianity, but i do remember when i read The Betrothed a few months back the christianity was inseparably ingrained into the plot so i'm willing to believe it
Calliente
I mean, the Vatican is in Rome
七8九!
oh that's true
七8九!
i'm bad at geography....
Calliente
It's fine <3
Calliente
But yeah, Christianity HQ is right in the capital of Italy
Calliente
I don't know if that reflects on the religiousness of Italians in any way, in that I haven't looked this up at all, but I can certainly say it would not surprise me if a lot of Italians are Christian as a result
七8九!
i suddenly thought of how buddha is a recurring character in a lot of asian fiction...multiple buddhas, in active roles, punishing sun wukong in ancient times or working as office management in modern china or sharing an apartment with jesus in tokyo
Exacerangutan
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ : other way around but yeah
Exacerangutan
or wait no sorry i'm thinking of the aeneid, that's the fanfic of both the iliad and the odyssey
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
It's cool I had to google which was which honestly.
Tonberry King
not just literary stuff but also like, our ancient peoples are not so different than modern in some of the most fun and silly ways
Tonberry King
like in the broad scope of history if you said "and then sports fans got rowdy and threw a statue into the water.....they had to fish it out later because they thought they were cursed" you'd have to narrow it down
Tonberry King
Tonberry King
E.S. Levi
I actually remember that Greek statue story XD
Exacerangutan
rofl nice
Exacerangutan
I mean usually I go to graffiti for that, but yeah
七8九!
there's ancient chinese poetry that's like "my cat is cute and i love it", the ancients are the same as us
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Just look at the graffiti they found at Pompeii
papermint tiger
i heard somewhere that in ancient Rome graffiti was something that was kind of part of their culture, even more so than ours
papermint tiger
everyone did it
papermint tiger
which explains why Roman tourists regularly defaced property lmao
Pen Again
I mean humanity's art didn't start with the Louvre. it started with graffiti...er...cave drawings. people are just continuing the tradition
papermint tiger
true!
papermint tiger
i mean i genuinely feel like some buildings could be greatly improved by (tasteful) graffiti
tronja307020
Honestly, at this point, I think fanfic is beginning to go through a paradigm shift, the way penny dreadfuls were the beginnings of the modern horror genre. At the time, everyone thought penny dreadfuls were abysmal, but man did they love reading them. And then some people started writing really fantastic horror, and now, people hold it up as one
tronja307020
of the most popular, well-received genres of literature. Honestly, off the top of my head, two of the most famous writers are specifically horror authors.
Tonberry King
one of the workmens' caves near the Temple of Hatshepsut has some lewd comments about the Pharaoh scrawled on the wall
papermint tiger
i think that's exactly what i was thinking of lmao
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
iirc there was also this cuneiform tablet some archeologists found a while ago which was either the World's Oldest Customer Complaint or the World's Oldest Yelp Review
Eʏʏʏᴍᴏɴᴅ Osᴡᴇʟʟ
yeah wasn't it like about the quality of copper or someshit like that
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮⛄
Ea-Nasir
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮⛄
specifically, it was an entire room, in the man's own house, filled with cuneiform tablets all berating him for delivering low quality copper ingots
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮⛄
https://images.plurk.com/3XtyGJiDqK4R4CfWdaAj8f.png
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
A WHOLE ROOM OF BAD YE OLDE YELP REVIEWS
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
ea-nasir accidentally the funniest man to ever live
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮⛄
yes
╭╭(V)▽_▽(V)╮╮⛄
just. the whole vibe of saving every callout post you've ever received
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
THANK YOU
Exacerangutan
...I kind of want to know
Exacerangutan
whether he was like saving them up out of spite
Exacerangutan
or if he legit was like "in 5000 years this is going to be fucking hilarious"
Tonberry King
I want to see Ea Nasir show up in a fate/go event
☽ ʀᴏsᴇ ᴋɪɴɢ
Noble Phantasm: Spite of 5000 Years
Exacerangutan
I support this
E.S. Levi
I know at least one person has made an Ea Nasir Fate OC.
Revenge Guac
I was just thinking of that Ea-Nasir, ngl
Tonberry King
alternatively
Tonberry King
we need a scene were Gilgamesh goes off on a rant about Ea-Nasir
Tonberry King
better, give us Siduri and let her go off on the rant
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
genuinely, hear me out
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
shinji matou, ea-nasir pseudo
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
IF THEY HAD TO MAKE HIM A PSEUDO,
七8九!
+1 to ea nashinji
Tonberry King
XD
Tonberry King
Pretender class, obviously
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
of course
PirateTaiga
damn, I'd roll for him
PirateTaiga
even if i hate him in his regular form
Tonberry King
though a friend raised a point....can he even be a bronze servant? you need copper to make bronze :|a
papermint tiger
a tin servant, we need to make a new rank just for him
Exacerangutan
Tonberry King : doesn't that make it even more appropriate tho? nobody said it had to be high quality bronze...
Tonberry King
oh I agree, it just makes it funnier
七8九!
a bronze-plated servant
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
give him a custom frame like angra
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
made of shitty wood or something
Tonberry King
(sorry for this tangent btw)
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