[ama] kai, 30, nb/woman-adjacent queer, in a polyamorous relationship w/ haunted nipples , diagnosed w/adhd at 25, lives with 5 cats, a rabbit, a parakeet, and an axolotl, working in document processing for a law firm but the dream is to make video games, speaking of that's basically all my fandom engagement now save for my terminal roy harper blorbo disease

forgot a vowel in axolotl

Who is more nonplussed about the cats: the bun or the bird

def the bun. sometimes stinky babies will launch themselves at the bird cage and mochi is understandably NOT a fan

but when they come up to sugar's cage she's like OwO sniffs??

and they're the ones who are like 'wtf????'

Oh. Naughty!!!!

yes they get Too Into the cat tv sometimes

valerie is the prime offender but chai has done it once or twice

other than those instances mochi doesn't really care tho lmao

I wouldn’t think chai was athletic enough for that

the bird cage is right next to the couch

for peak interaction with baby

she loves human faces soso much

she hate the fingers tho!! grrrr biting kill!!

Valid to eat fingers

attacka!! attacka the fingers that go in her cage and give her little pokes on her tumpus

it is unclear if she realizes the fingers she hates and the faces she loves are different parts of the same entities