Beepis
idk where my splatoon 3 plurk is so round 2 babie
Beepis
I really do love the hydra with all my heart.... it feels so natural for me to use and I love the range and also the rate of fire makes it quite reliable.... also being an anchor is satisfying because my teammates are able to get back quicker safe since I know to hang back a reasonable distance
Beepis
some days I'm absolutely trash with it and am being over aggressive and die repeatedly, other days I'm very responsible and don't go too far and either die never or only once or twice....
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/5XlJPrcr6RxJGBosMwHTmB.jpg at long last :-D
Beepis
....I didn't realize you had to scan the amiibos again to collect the new pieces of each outfit and have been grinding like a fuck ton of games without collecting anything :-D oopsie!!!
Beepis
fartmonger my beloved https://images.plurk.com/7wUfQm8h0HTNTjzvTSgTcA.jpg
Jess
you also have to have a certain level of freshness as well, so it's also a good thing you were grinding
Beepis
boy I sure would have loved if they made this clear when I scanned these instead of being like "eh, go play some games or something"
Jess
Splat 1, you had to complete story mode to get all the pieces. They've always been vague on how to unlock amiibo gear
Beepis
WHAT THAT IS INSANE..... I can imagine being a child and being very annoyed about not knowing how to get the cool gear on the thing I bought.... smfh nintendy
Beepis
I switched to the squelcher dualies with which I am Superfresh and got the last of the amiibo bits.... me staring at the shipping for pearl and marina longingly and then at my cart where I have placed small fry my beloved
Beepis
I don't even think I'm particularly deadly with the dualies!!! my theory is that I waste people's ink by pushing them so aggressively without actually killing them and then after I die, a teammate comes to clean them up while they are low on resources. a war of attrition 👼
Beepis
If you spawn camp new players in splat, you are an asshole (I just had a game with two new players and we got hardcore spawn camped)
Beepis
just got 1 ink turfer on e-liter over a roller.
Beepis
idk whether there is mmr in turf war, but if there is, the fact I (who have played 240 hours of splat 3) am consistently getting matched with new players starts feeling like An Insult
Beepis
I also dunk on said new players nearly every time so clearly the hypothetical MMR would not be correct??????
Jess
I believe turf war does, and its a veerryy loose mmr, and always has been. Ranked battles there's actually one in place. I get newbies occasionally too.
Beepis
Jess : it was really strange because I got like five games with newbies in a row and I'm just like SPLATOON STOP CALLING ME OUT LIKE THIS ALSO PLEASE I DON'T WANNA BULLY NEW PLAYERS ANYMORE
Jess
Beepis : Those new players could be teamed with someone who's not new. I just know turf war is very casual so there will be odd matches
Beepis
oh my god. just played a tricolor where my teammate spent every minute of the game in our spawn making sure every little piece of ground was covered in ink. i watched the replay and watched them remain in spawn for far too long instead of helping me push.
Beepis
i probably could've used the 'this way' prompt to encourage them to follow me, but like............. you going into tricolor doing this??????? not trying EVEN ONCE to go for the ultra signal... i wanted to pull my hair out looking up and seeing them Still standing there inking the same spots
Beepis
WHEN A GOOD TRICOLOR TEAMMATE DIPS AFTER A DC COME BACK
Beepis
also. how is there enough dark chocolate players I just had a mirror tricolor
Beepis
"not enough players" BUT YOU WERE ABLE TO SOMEHOW FIND 8 DARK CHOCOLATE PLAYERS???
Beepis
I GOT ANOTHER GOOD TEAMMATE THEN THE FUCKING MAPS UPDATED
I will never recover
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/4fHdXgkF9v3NqDE7QmyXVd.jpg sour baby girl come back
Beepis
fartmonger fashion icon https://images.plurk.com/2zEkTJdHdjtNdP0B7IPEhb.jpg
Beepis
Although I am often impressed by the skill of most fps pro-gamers, it is truly the splat specialists that strike the most fear into my heart. It's one thing to have mastered using a mouse when it's been a staple of pro gaming for like 20 years, but it's another to conquer motion controls on a game that's only existed since 2015.
Beepis
and considering the Absolute State that the wiiu motion controls likely were, probably even less time than that. Watching thatsrb2dude snipe I'm just
Beepis
Catinesto: oh shit really?! I always saw how big and clunky the wiiu controller was and assumed it was hard to use.... interesting.... splat 3 is my first splat game so this is a surprise to hear
Beepis
Catinesto: OOO I SEE I SEE.... I love dude's content so I shall have to take a look I really did not interact with the Wii u At All
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/3NfFpxVwAlPH2b0HVxgizc.jpg I got a gold scale from salmon run then immediately spent all my golds so fartmonger could look like she's about to go jet skiing while on vacation in Florida
Beepis
I decided to do my first anarchy series
I went 1-3 |D
Beepis
the way people haphazardly throw themselves at the objective is. a lot to witness.
Beepis
I am not sure if the goal with rainmaker is to fall back when you are outnumbered, but I did that a lot so I could get to a good position to defend
Beepis
anarchy is so intense but very fun so far!!! >:-D
Beepis
well. I guess going 2-3 is better than 1-3.
Beepis
went 5-0 baybee!!!! I shot up to nearly C+ that's pretty sexy
Beepis
god. being on high ground on splat zones with the hydra feels so dirty but oh so right
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/6IoFxAR9sErFvqBih9TDrz.jpg https://images.plurk.com/5DgbNX7c3JGPZsJ2ED4jwz.jpg
Beepis
thinking about the feeling of just mowing people in the midst of a passionate 1v1 under the bridge I can shoot thru on mincemeat
Beepis
I should've taken a few pictures of my kills because I was averaging like 14~20 per game EHE
Beepis
ok maybe 14~20 is a little generous. more like 9~16. but I still did pretty good HEHE https://images.plurk.com/4qOpjD0pDbyKdfUbkk3a5X.jpg
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/NuvqVItTcZx68NNhrlrfU.jpg hydra my beloved
Beepis
when it's me that hasn't played salmon run in literal months but I'm the one that has to bail out my randos every time SCREAMS IN FEAR
Beepis
it keeps happening FEAR
Beepis
I AM SO RUSTY HAVE MERCY (I think a bunch of people are probably rusty tbf)
Beepis
I am fighting for my fucking life what the hell is this I hate this map for salmon run
Beepis
it is. probably for the best I'm tanking my rank rn because I am playing so questionably at this very moment
Beepis
my first win of the day.... COUGHS UP BLOOD
Beepis
oh my god I HATE the fuckin grizzco charger ABSOLUTELY USELESS
Beepis
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH WALLS YOU CAN SWIM UP ON THIS STUPID ASS MAP I AM SO MAD how did they simply keep this map as it was it is so easy to get backed into a corner and die
Beepis
also did they change how flyfish worked again because I 100% tossed my bob into the very center of the bin and it bounced out immediately
Beepis
out of 9 games I've played today, I've managed to survive one of them
Beepis
sel and Erick adopted me..... i am no longer dying nearly as fast thank goodness
Beepis
they had to have fucked with the fly fish. there's no way I am this bad at getting the bomb into the bin. IT KEEPS BOUNCING OUT
Beepis
it is still so goddamn funny to me I have lost every single splatfest except for sweet. I guess I'm just a contrarian like that
Beepis
I actually don't remember what team I picked in beta, it might've actually been rock I genuinely can't remember
Beepis
anyways, my line up that I can remember is fun, fire, sweet, dark chocolate, bigfoot, wisdom, mint chip. only sweet won.
Beepis
and now I will be picking love against money 🥰
Beepis
I wear the fact I was one of the like 8% of players that picked bigfoot as a badge of honor. I love a good niche
Beepis
I don't even use my sea snails so I don't really care about losing lol
Beepis
the balancing of the splatfests has made like three teams get a clean sweep and I do not know what the solution to that is
Beepis
record scratch WAIT SPLATFEST
Beepis
I NEED TO FIGHT FOR FRYE'S HONOR WHEN I GET HOME
Beepis
WHY DO I SUCK AT SPLATOON
Beepis
JK I'm the best I won one singular game
Beepis
I like the new splatling it's so scary and easy to kill with also I love Having Soda
Beepis
I LOVE THIS NEW SPLATLING IT FEELS SO GOOOOOOOD TO USE
Beepis
"haha wow we are doing so good this game" looks at the map and sees no one has painted the base
Beepis
I..... THINK BECAUSE I WAS ALIVE THE WHOLE GAME THEY JUST KEPT JUMPING TO ME INSTEAD OF PAINTING THE BASE
Beepis
I AM PLAYING MY SWITCH ON MY COMPUTER AND BECAUSE OF MY NEW SLEEP SETTINGS MY MONITOR WENT BLACK MIDGAME SINCE I'M TECHNICALLY IDLE WHEN USING OBS SCREAMS
Beepis
when some dumb bitch with a dynamo roller sits in our spawn camping us instead of inking and then loses to the other attacking team EVEN WITH TWO ULTRA SIGNALS IN THEIR FAVOR
Was It Worth It, Asshole?
Beepis
WHY HAS EVERY TRICOLOR MATCH BEEN ME DEFENDING I DO NOT WANT TO DO THIS ANYMORE
Beepis
AGAIN????????
Beepis
https://images.plurk.com/2fNmwp0D9alDHHTO19APka.png I Am That Bitch
Beepis
what is with these teams tunnel visioning and then losing to the bitches they were ignoring LMFAO
Beepis
DEAR EVERYONE: STOP FUCKING GET DOWN MR. PRESIDENTING WHOEVER I AM CURRENTLY TRYING TO SHOOT
Beepis
the life of a splatling is truly a thankless one
Beepis
LILAC MY BELOVED COME BACK
Beepis
I disconnected twice in a row and my Internet connection on all my other devices is stable, so I think that's my cue to go touch some grass
Beepis
so glad the servers are definitely worth the ridiculous premium Nintendo charges and not unstable at all ❤️
Beepis
my last game of splatfest was a 10x battle and it ended in a loss and a victory for SHIVER OF ALL THINGS
Beepis
I have failed you Frye......
Beepis
nothing jokerfies me quite like losing because I was the only one painting home base
Beepis
there was a snipewriter sitting in our spawn the entire tricolor game and no matter how many times I killed them, they always came back and kept killing us and making it so we could not get past the first choke with both of us alive. CAN YOU GET A NEW HOBBY PLEASE
Beepis
brinewater is a fucking pain in the ass for tricolor so I don't think I'm gonna bother LMFAO the chokes are so miserable to get through as an attacker
Beepis
I am pretty sure most of these losses are my own damn fault, but the ones where I know I did well but still didn't win make me very eye twitch
Beepis
ok I don't think I want to do this anymore LMFAO I am just feeding ghost team wins at this point
Beepis
i'm looking at this current splatfest like :^| b/c i would not do any of these things---
Beepis
for context https://images.plurk.com/6SGrOCH937FdydQdTpzj3I.png
Beepis
i'm not a hug person and i don't do any of the other two things EVER but i think out of the options available, i guess............ fi....stbump?
Beepis
i haven't fistbumped someone in a thousand years tho.
Beepis
i have hugged my relatives recently tho so
Beepis
Beepis
I'll just pick Frye again because I like her LMFAO
Beepis
watches my entire team go balls deep into the enemy spawn with like a minute left on the clock, die and allow the enemy to all slip past and dogpile me alone on main so they can ink the whole area for free. YOU MOTHERFUCKERS
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