Columbo and My Lovely Wife, which is about a spectacularly unethical demon summoner who is trying a spot of necromancy

I can picture it very clearly

Jake trying to hide all the fucking, demon shenanigans and columbo politely shooing away all these eccentric succubi and there's a hala eating a goddamn chair with her stomach mouth and columbo keeps giving him these looks

Sacrificial dagger and bloodstains and shit

Nice place you got here bud how did you say you make your money

But unfortunately for him, Columbo’s wife is a big Lovecraft fan

Pointed wife questions

I do think columbo should be in more things

Shows up at the dominatrix studio like hey one more thing

Columbos wife was almost certainly a big fan of Jakes dead wife during her opera days

(Jake shoves her soul lantern into the wardrobe)

well ya see, my Wife is a real big reader. she's a fan of... what kinda stories did she call them? cosmic horror, the kind written by that weirdo in New England. she says they help she understand humanity a little better...

columbo could probably be in anything. he might get killed but at least he'd solve the mystery

He might be able to take this one on tbh, the demons are under pact so they can't rampantly harm humans - like there are bdsm things and fight clubs so there are circumstances in which they can smack 'em

The real danger is the humans

Jake absolutely will kill but hes a pathetic little man and I think Columbo could probably take him down with a stern look and a flash of his badge