[RL2] god you'd think that one out of 36 heirs would be even kind of good

I'm making zero headway on Cain I need fucking gold

but every hero either has no gold bonuses or an ability that makes the game unplayable

Like how unplayable?

Like "you can't heal" unplayable or "you have only one goddamn HP" unplayable?

both of those can legitimately happen

I'm trying to establish a scale here, I know sometimes RNG is more Satan than Jesus

the one I always just hard pass on is the one that takes away your post-hit iframes

anyway I got the Crescent set high enough for an INT boost and

my punches do like 26 damage