New phone get I feel less naked now.

Get you a friend who is an employee of your phone carrier, because this shit has gotten complicated lol

Otterchan and Mr. Otter were doing all these calculations to figure out what deals I was eligible for but also what catches they come with and what I would actually be paying from month to month while I was standing there like hurrdurrrrr

Hahahahahaha

She made you an offer you couldn't refuse

But thankfully no horse heads were involved

SHOW THE BABY

this is the baby, in pink

pretty!

I'm impressed by modern day phone backups, even my text message history is intact, which I didn't expect it to be

a stunner