That moment when you have your phone in your hand and suddenly realize you can’t feel it in your pocket and think “oh god where’d I leave my phone!?!?!?!”

It’s literally in your hand

You’re looking at plurk actively at that moment

But you have to stop and find your phone

me in the morning sometimes when i'm wearing my glasses: WHERE'D I PUT MY GL

Don't you just hate it when you brain gets like that

Claire: “hang on I need to put my glasses on so I can see good enough to find my glasses”

god i've 100 percent done that with my sunglasses in the car lsdkgh

put them on my head as soon as i get in the car, do the rest of the routine, reach up to grab sunglasses after turning the car on and immediately panic

i never take my sunglasses out of my car where could they be-

the amt of times I've done that is embarrassing lol

"Oh fuck, did I forget to wash my hands?" as I am actively washing them.

nice

same with phone