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[dumb Christmas (romance) movie watching] The line: Why would you apply for a job 2 weeks before Christmas like
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do you work retail at all?
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granted it is a little late in the season but
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come on
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this seems like a particularly cliched one
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tho this is low key psychological warfare between the leads and if it wasn't romance and there wasn't a predetermined end it owuld be interesting
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but why are the heroines almost always blonde
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of course they have to be super attractive
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can't have plain heroine unless it's a makeover
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also it's aggressively heterosexual when it doesn't have to be
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like it's about clothing design but it's a OutWear clothing design so everyone can be straight
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also everyone in small town is Vermont is whit except for one person
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also why does there have to be another man like
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can't he just be a friend
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LIKE you could even have a gay couple in the background just being themselves
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it's 2022 people!
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d i v e r s i t y
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like I get that it's old fashioned but radio advert
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really
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also the leads don't have chemistry
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oh oh wait TWO people of color! GASP
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apparently Vermont doesn't have sushi
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ugh
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and then they do Oh the Love interest walked in at the Last Moment and Heard something that can be taken out of context
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nope
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miss me with that bullshit
Snufkin
This sounds like every boring white cishet holiday movie. Different varying plot points, same bullshit for the most part.
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yeaaahhh
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anyway I'm watching Glass Onion now
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which is from Knives Out
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much better
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god this is so good. Glass Onion I mean
Snufkin
Holy shit
Snufkin
Knives Out was an amazing watch
Snufkin
I gotta get watching Glass Onion now.
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I was dubious about it just because sort of sequel but it's just as good as the first
papermint tiger
oh that's a movie??? i knew it was a song and i was so confused when i saw a commercial referencing it (a game based on both movies)
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well they have the song at the end 
papermint tiger
ooh nice