IT'S THURSDAY NIGHT AND I AM JUST IN TIME FOR VINCE MCSAM!

Matt's devested.

SAM: Do rabbits have tongues?
MATT: [resigned expression]

cheers for Orym's upgraded blade

Great. A whole chorus of Beavises and Buttheads.

cracks up at Taliesin's jawbone mutter

'Oh no, he's rolling!'

Nice ego-boo there, Chetney. Not even paperweight-worthy?

'Seedling, the Wayward Pilgrim'. Liam is so freaking dependable.

OH REALLY TALIESIN

boggles at the Hallmark holiday romance subscription ad

'I'm here to go to there.'

Go Fearne go.

Exandrian Tiktok, hmmm

Poor Matt.

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MATT: You can finish it to your own despair.

Back to the Fuel Can:

Sam's Hanukkah Wish List:
> Mirror (that only reflects me)
> Personal Sommelier
> New Fake Sam (less sexy)
> Teeth Enlargers
> New Friend (less famous than me)
> Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1988
> Duet w Dolly Parton
> World Peace