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A classic joke about LOTR with an even funnier followup
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Eowen sneaks into the army by pretending to be a man
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meaning that she wore the traditional armor of Rohirrim men
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Frank Frazetta drew Eowen like this
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so, we joke, this must be what the men were wearing
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the punchline comes when you
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see Frank Frazetta drawing male fantasy warriors
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and yeah
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he commits
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NOBODY wears pants into battle in the world of Frazetta
RobotApocalypse
y'know what, i can respect that
DSTXC
same
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people barely even wear shirts
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you can't vanquish evil if you don't look slutty
dragon time
"whys dernholm wearing a top"
dragon time
"skipped deflect arrows with your biceps day i guess"
DIE!Ba Nana
There's a skeleton hanging out in one of them, do you think he has ass
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I'm also very certain at least one of them goes
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"Did you see that? My muscles always save the day!"
Echo
As I once saw someone put it, Frazetta had a great love for the human body and a powerful hatred of pants.
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he will draw as much body as he possibly can
moontouched
good ol frank, he didnt believe in pants at all
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
i have had this talk about him before and yeah this man just
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
any other artist would be absolutely slammed and mocked for drawing eowyn that way
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
frank fazetta?
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
no, he. that's legit.
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
this is the platonic ideal of an Ass Man.
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Eowyn is, if anything
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MORE dressed than most of these people
Echo
It may be sexy armor, but it isn't sexist armor, and frankly that makes all the difference.
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I don't want nothing to be sexy
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I want EQUALITY
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all genders are slutty or none of them are
Echo
And by God, Frazetta has delivered it.
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also obligatory comment about sexy vs sexualized
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every outfit is sexy to someone
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the problem is when the designer makes only certain kinds of characters wear things deliberately designed to appeal sexually to specific audiences
Echo
Yeah, that's also a very good point.
A Grinning DM
It’s worth noting that for a lot of artists, drawing the nude figure is actually a lot easier than drawing a clothed one
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That’s why superheroes traditionally wear spandex
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I had to take at least 4 classes drawing naked people when I got my art degree but my “costumed figure drawing” classes were all elective
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cloth is hard
A Grinning DM
it genuinely is