King of Games
King of Games
their first bro fight
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and if this turns into that convo about Rook.... Pratt is gonna fall apart.
King of Games
because Rook was better than him in every way (except being able to identify puns) and to find out that happened to them... why should Pratt even bother trying to hold it together. if Rook can't then Pratt sure as hell can't.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
It's so intense!
King of Games
they need to get this all out but it's painful.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Sort of thread where you read a few tags and are immediately invested
King of Games
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
every time i get a tag notif for this thread i prepare to shake and cry
King of Games
it's gonna get worse before it gets better. They're both mad and just gonna trigger the hell out of each other
ᴅᴇᴍɪ.
oh my god how dare you two attack my emotions like this
the groke
Extremely rude
King of Games
Pratt's a dumbass and is going to learn that has consequences.
King of Games
and Sharky's right, he just wants someone to beat him up and give him orders. but he's not gonna admit that. instead he's gonna yell and ruin his only friendship he's ever had and then go sit in his room and be catatonic for a week.
kingdonkey
I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying
indignation~✧
oh...oh no...
reeebees
ᴅᴇᴍɪ.
I wanna hug him but alas he is fictional
King of Games
he is. A fictional man who needs so many hugs and is not in a place to receive them.
kingdonkey
Terrible
King of Games
Sharky trying to look out for him tho. A true sweet bro. And Pratt isn't even appreciating it.
kingdonkey
How dare
ᴅᴇᴍɪ.
noooo, lemme reach through the screen
King of Games
that's the saddest part. he wants hugs so bad but he completely freaks out if touched in a non violent non sexy way.
kingdonkey
sjkdaflnsd.
kingdonkey
PRATT
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he doesn't know anything else anymore!!!
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he hugged Sharky... but he was also crying so...
kingdonkey
WELL MAYBE HE NEEDS TO LEARN
kingdonkey
GOSH
King of Games
he doesn't know howwww.
his current plan is to change nothing and hope he magically gets better
kingdonkey
jskdafnlds
kingdonkey
Even Klaus knows that doesn't work.
kingdonkey
LISTEN AU ME!
ᴅᴇᴍɪ.
shakes him
King of Games
the AU versions need to have a talk about healthy coping mechanisms. Klaus needs to realize he's awesome. Pratt needs to let people help him.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Yes! Both these things.
kingdonkey
Klaus talking to Nobunaga right now like, “I’m an idiot all the time”
kingdonkey
When will he learn?
King of Games
no that's the opposite thing Klaus.
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can someone drag these two to mandatory therapy??
King of Games
make them cuddle plushies and say nice things about themselves.
kingdonkey
Someone has gotta
ᴅᴇᴍɪ.
Hannibal lector when
King of Games
we don't need to make Pratt worse!!
kingdonkey
Ahahaha
CChuuni
(rofl)
King of Games
yep. it's gonna be that conversation.
CChuuni
This fucking conversation XD
kingdonkey
OW
𝓹𝓻𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝔂𝓮
OHHHHHHHHHHHH IT'S GETTING WOOOOOOOOOOORSE
CChuuni
Poor Pratt :-( :-( :-(
kingdonkey
TELL THEM TO STOP
King of Games
They're not okay
kingdonkey
No, they are not
King of Games
I feel so bad for both of them. Pratt is shit at communicating and is making it worse and poor Sharky thinks it's his fault.
King of Games
NOBUNAGA I'm not angry, just disappointed.
King of Games
omg I love it
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
ooh where did he say that?
kingdonkey
DO SHARKY AND PRATT KNOW THAT I LOVE THEM?
kingdonkey
Is he texting about the Blackbeard thing? jsdkfnlaskjdf
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Found it. yes he is
King of Games
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
He'd have Ari's sympathy lol. She'd say that was worse than getting yelled at.
King of Games
kingdonkey : they probably do not.
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he's having a bad time
kingdonkey
Well, someone should tell them!
kingdonkey
But also yes. Klaus is like, “And he keeps telling everyone he’s super evil and not cute or kind at all...and then he does stuff like this and...what am I supposed to do with this?”
King of Games
you are supposed to cuddle him. that's the solution
King of Games
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ : he can even imagine Nobunaga's disappointed face. :-(
kingdonkey
They do...do a lot of cuddling. So that seems accurate
CChuuni
HIS DISAPPOINTED FACE
CChuuni
IMAGINE IT
CChuuni
SEAR IT
CChuuni
DO BETTER
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari never wants to see the disappointed face lol. Heartbreaking
King of Games
he's going to cry. :-(
kingdonkey
Klaus doesn’t want to see the disappointment either
CChuuni
Pratt no :-(
kingdonkey
Klaus will give everyone cookies
King of Games
it'll be good eventually. they need to work thru some of their codependency issues and while they're making it shittier now (or well, Pratt is because he's totally misunderstanding the issue) they'll work it out.
King of Games
he's still ride or die with Sharky regardless of what happens.
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like Sharky could tell him to fuck off cuz he's weak and a disappointment and Pratt would leave but if he texted him 3 days later needing literally anything, Pratt would be right there
kingdonkey
Aw. Pratt. My son
sage
me sliding into plurk at 2 am a day late to say this thread has been really good and also real sad :-(
King of Games
It's much needed but boy is it an emotional ride.
King of Games
this thread with Nobunaga is also going well: Captcha Check
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"Don't tell Sharky I was hoping to get off on the torture"
King of Games
Totally normal things said by Pratt
kingdonkey
Lololol
kingdonkey
Meanwhile Klaus just like, “Nobunaga is pretty good at choking, but idk if I can offer his services so...”
Loup D'etat
Meanwhile Nobunaga is like ‘I’m sure Klaus would let us have a threesome’
kingdonkey
Lolol. Klaus WOULD tbf
CChuuni
^ I mean yeah
CChuuni
But he can only choke one of them at a time, so he would DEF worry about Pratt and/or Klaus actually dying under his watch so
CChuuni
FR if he hadn't gone to karaoke with Klaus and instantly been like "This is my new friaaaand" He'd happily whip Pratt etc. THIS CLOSE
King of Games
I dunno if Pratt can sleep with Klaus. that's probably against the bro code
King of Games
but he'd definitely let Nobunaga do whatever to him.
kingdonkey
Klaus still says that he can levitate and just exist
King of Games
pls dislocate his remaining fingers and then tell him he's a good boy
CChuuni
Nobunaga did bring up nonsexual masochism to Klaus (lmao)
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
ooh I cringed just reading that. poor fingers
CChuuni
so if Klaus supervises he's very down for this
CChuuni
Ehhhh you can pop them back in
Loup D'etat
Klaus and Nobunaga just getting it on with everyone. No shame
CChuuni
NO SHAME
CChuuni
ALL ISSUES
kingdonkey
Klaus and Nobunaga have gotten it on with like...no one else yet...but Klaus is fine if people want to and Nobunaga is also fine with it.
King of Games
popping them back in is the good part. look don't judge his kinks
kingdonkey
None judgment over here
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
Ari might end up being ridiculously flirty with Klaus on the holiday trip.
ꜱᴀɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ
It's allowed when you're not on the ship (LOL)
kingdonkey
LOL
kingdonkey
Klaus just like, "Well, this is....different"
CChuuni
^ Yeah see Nobunaga gets it (LOL)
CChuuni
It's the aftercare that Klaus & Pratt are addicted to
CChuuni
MOSTLY
CChuuni
For Klaus there is also the bloodflow choking and adrenaline
CChuuni
Which is a HEADY drug for Nobunaga too so there's that
CChuuni
-when the pain stops- yes
King of Games
pain first, pleasure later
CChuuni
yup
kingdonkey
Klaus will happily supervise, but also is not sure he fully understands the bro code
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pratt trying to explain that it's like vibes yo
kingdonkey
Lolol. Klaus squinting like ?????
King of Games
pratt is live or die by an arbitrary code that no one actually knows the rules too because it's just based off saying 'no homo' after saying extremely gay things
kingdonkey
Klaus is like, “It’s okay, bro. It can be homo”
King of Games
a little homo. as a treat.
kingdonkey
Yes.
kingdonkey
Everyone needs a little homo as a treat now and then
CChuuni
lmfao
CChuuni
"homo as a treat"
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