Characters that I am very normal about: Tim Drake, Solid Snake, Leon S. Kennedy, Hellsing's Alucard, Artemis Fowl, Uchiha Sasuke, Bayonetta, ATLA's Zuko, LoZ's Links, and ES21's Hiruma Youichi.

I have a Type and that type is "could they make holding a gun to your head look cool?"

"But Tim Drake would never --" Listen. He'd never shoot someone, true, because he has done the work to thoroughly and carefully examine his guiding principles, and he has concluded, independent of other Bats' influence, that the solution to cape-and-cowl problems can never be found in the taking of someone's life.

But pre-reboot, he's a ruthless and frighteningly practical kid. Out of respect for Bruce, Red Robin would never wield a gun! But Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne sure would hold a(n unloaded) shotgun under some low-life's chin if he thought it'd bring home an important point.

It's been literally a decade since I reread any of the Artemis Fowl books, but let the lad swear, drink beer by the pint, and run around with a neutrino set to stun.

oh wait the other similarity they all share is half their fans thinking they're cishet

every time i am reminded of cishet sasuke i take 2d3 SAN damage

"it's a Russian taunt"

I am willing to loan Leon to the cishets on a rotating custody schedule but everyone else is a fruit, your honor.