FB dating bothers me with another "You'll like this girl we promise"
>Checks
"Wait a minute this one's familiar..."
checks bio
"OH SHIT BARKADA NG FIRST GF KO FROM MY HIGHSCHOOL DAYS"

Ah, running into old acquaintances you haven't heard from for ages... in dating apps can relate.

Small circle (lol”

soooo... do you like her?

I mean she's alright. I'm just trying to remember if she was the one I nearly cut the fingers off of in an old ice skating incident and one of the friends fell and dragged me on the way down that I had to rebalance myself and my foot landed like an inch away from her hand