adam levine is funny as hell to me because he built his brand around making this slick seductive lite-funk adult-contemporary rock, his brand being an absolute too-smooth lothario
and then he got caught cheating on his supermodel wife/fiancée and he texts like the most pathetically desperate basic bro
and then he got caught cheating on his supermodel wife/fiancée and he texts like the most pathetically desperate basic bro
also he owes me $750 and, apparently, once stuck my dad's neighbor with a lunch bill for his whole Rich Guy Entourage and can't take a joke about itBUT ENOUGH ABOUT MY JEFF BEZOS GRUDGE