one-page political commentary tabletop game, I Do Not Want a Mastodon

Oliver Darkshire 🌈 on Twitter

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“Now it’s in your house, touching all your things” Shdjfhj

ah dang, I've been sat on by a mastadon, but I escaped

again dang, how do I keep getting sat on

i cant quite decipher this but frankly it's funnier that way

honestly me neither

amazing

Welp the Mastodon destroyed everything I owned

I wound up understanding the mastadon

we are vegan

I assume my late relative was a small blue bird

Perhaps you'll build a gigantic pillowfort. Or collect tumblers.

Okay, now it clicked

skerple : honestly I'm happy finding some new grounds to haunt

ahhh thats why im having trouble getting the joke i know 0 about this

Yeah, I just got a Mastodon for unrelated reasons to Twitter's collapse (a friend I had long been out of contact with runs her own instance) so I can understand at least some of those jokes

.......i did not know mastodon was the name of an actual website dfklhg;dj

merry witchmas : More like an association of websites all running the same social network software.

It's rather decentralized

Open-source software, anyone can start up a Mastodan site and connect to other sites (though if you don't moderate the one you're running, you're likely to get blocked by other sites)