The celery stalk I just ate could have been registered as a deadly weapon. 8.2 ounces. One stalk just over half a pound. After I ate it, I was too full for lunch.

That is a big stalk of celery. I used several for the soup.

I'm just concerned that you're out there weighing your celery. Should I alert the authorities?

lol, I only weighed it because it was so huge. I was going to eat a celery stalk while I was making lunch, but by the time I finished that stalk I was full and put the lunch in the fridge for supper.

Suuuuuuure you did.