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[horror] Hatching (2022)
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a finnish surreal psychological body horror movie of some sort
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the heroine is a ballerina in training, whose mom is very demanding
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in the opening scene of the movie, Tinja accidentally lets a crow into the house
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it causes a bunch of shit to break as everyone chases after it
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Tinja sneaks up on it quietly and throws a little blanket over it, capture secured
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stands up, petting it softly
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mom's like, wonderful job! you did it
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as she takes it and casually snaps its neck
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later Tinja finds a weird egg in the woods and takes it home in secret
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as Tinja is Ballet Abused by her mom, the egg grows
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it is now hatching, about as big as Tinja
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inside is some kind of gross weird bird person
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it jumped out the window before her parents saw it
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Tinja and bird monster are now friends
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the design of the monster is good, it has humanlike arms but they're folded back like bird wings when it's crouched
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not sure if it's practical, CG, or a mix
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bird decapitated the neighbor's dog
Niamh Vibes
Oh this seems delightfully fucky
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Tinja had a seizure and made, like
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bird claw motions during it
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what do you feed a giant bird creature
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oh that's. that's one way to do this
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there's another girl who's way better at gymnastics than Tinja
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whenever shedoes something cool, Tinja's mom is like "time to practice for eight hours"
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bird is now hunting her
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Mom: "I was always nervous before my skating competitions. It was very stressful. Know what the best way is to make that stress go away?"
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Tinja: "what?"
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Mom: "to win the fucking competition"
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god
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Tinja gets mad at bird, for committing atrocities
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she raises her hand to slap it
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then slaps herself, but the bird still flinches as if it was slapped
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the bird looks less and less like a bird
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and more and more like Tinja
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no bird-chan don't kill the baby
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Tinja lost the big competition but Bird Tinja didn't kill a baby so, pyrrhic victory
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uh oh mom
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bird tinja has her
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oh your face shouldn't do that
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yeah
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mom stabs bird tinja
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tinja also ges stabbed
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damn this was good
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turbo fucked and weird
Echo
I'm going to be honest, based purely on your description I'm actively rooting for Bird Tinja here.
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good news, she wins
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