Quinneapolis
starting my day with a sequence of emergency alerts about a homicide suspect at large (he's in custody now I'm fine)
Quinneapolis
also he was in roseville which isn't even all that close
Quinneapolis
but that wasn't clarified until emergency alert 2
Dragons Dragons
that's so scary, I'm sorry
Dragomorph
i heard the third one so I just got this hilarious quick sequence of "HOMICIDE SUSPECT in roseville actually cancel that he's in custody"
Quinneapolis
it didn't last super long yeah
Lightning Bolt
oh geez that's still scary to think about
Gabiluzbad
Possibly worse:
Gabiluzbad
“Warning! There is a homicide victim loose in your area!”
big juicy
that reads like one of those horny ads
Gabiluzbad
Homicide victims in your area who want sex NOW!!!!
Quinneapolis
well, it was nice having a brother while it lasted
Gabiluzbad
Are you sure you want to unleash anoth homicide victim now?
Quinneapolis
I'm not going to kill you
Quinneapolis
I'm going to get Bray Wyatt to make you act against your nature in a nightmare realm and be erased from history forwards and backwards
Gabiluzbad
I dunno who Bray Wyatt is but that does sound pretty dire
Quinneapolis
he's the guy who deleted john cena from reality at wrestlemania
Gabiluzbad
Holy shit
big juicy
homicide victims are the dead ones
big juicy
you mean homicide perpetrators want sex now
ShootingXC
He said what he said
big juicy
Every Horror Movie Slasher Is In YOUR ZIP CODE and They Want YOU!!!!
Quinneapolis
he definitely meant victims
Gabiluzbad
I definitely did not mean suspects
big juicy
well i meant suspects
big juicy
so now we've got both our bases covered lol
ShootingXC
both very concerning prospects tbf