Dragons Dragons
[meme] Lies adults told you that you believed for way too long.
Dragons Dragons
That "keep it in your pants" meant "keep your wallet in your pocket so it doesn't get stolen."
Dragons Dragons
Also that swallowed gum stays in your digestive system for 7 years.
Uncontrollable
Of course it does, where else would the watermelon seeds find purchase to grow?
birthday snake
I always thought "wait an hour to swim after you eat" was like
birthday snake
actually valid
birthday snake
or "caffeine stunts ur growth"
⏏️ndrusi
the gum thing...
Cherry
The gum, swimming and caffeine things. Funny thing is the adults actually believed these things.
Pixel
Carrots and starring at TV
Airdra
It's illegal to turn the ceiling light in the car on while the car is in motion
Pixel
mew was under the truck (not really an adult thing but)
Princess Emily
one time I was witnessing a colonoscopy and the doctor actually found a watermelon seed. he took like eighty pictures.
Princess Emily
and thus proved the watermelon seed one is true /nods
Lightning Bolt
"if you smoke one cigarette you'll be addicted for life"
𝔪𝔢𝔪𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔬💀𝔪𝔬𝔯𝔞𝔶
The swimming thing is a little overboard but technically true! You get muscle cramps a lot easier when your blood supply is focused on your GI tract, as it is after a meal
Cold XC
me, who ran cross country in high school, aware of that feeling
Cold XC
but yeah that's if you're exerting yourself not just vaguely floating in a pool
Princess Emily
I mean that tracks for kids though
Princess Emily
kids play hard
Princess Emily
most children aren't just floating casually in the pool
Zombibble
i think a cop said that when kids skip school the school calls the cops and that's why i never skipped even during early mental breakdowns
⏏️ndrusi
"random people will try to make you take illegal drugs"
Doctor Ansem
^Oh, that's a big one
Doctor Ansem
Most drug users I knew of were familiar to me, never ran into a pushy stranger.
Dragons Dragons
that and "people will really not take no for an answer if you say you do not want their drugs"
when really they're just like "more for me"
فك يو
lmao right
فك يو
"people will give out edibles as halloween candy!!!!" fam, i assure you that no one wants to waste their edibles like this
فك يو
*that
Yarn Temptress
Don't forget the razor blade variant of that lie.
Yarn Temptress
Honestly the biggest thing to fear with trick or treating is that house that gives out apples instead of candy.
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎
the razor blade thing at least has actually happened, in very isolated incidents, so it's a little more justified in an abundance-of-caution sense to be worried there
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎
the drugs in Halloween candy, though... that's only ever happened by accident, if at all
birthday snake
Princess Emily : okay but did it sprout
birthday snake
Because it's normal to find seeds in the human butt
birthday snake
♓︎ᴍᴇɢᴀɴᴇ ʟɪsᴀ♌︎ : the most fucked up thing is that it was a parent trying to game end his own kid
𝖌𝖔𝖔𝖉𝖞 𝖙𝖜𝖔𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖊
insert my traumatic santa story from chat a few days ago
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