mildly work talk/blood:

just had a guy somehow manage to walk into our door at full speed and bust his nose

it's not like it's a pull door and he pushed, it is a push door

he just kinda...walked into it and...missed pushing?

he's not upset or anything, kinda acknowledging his fuck-up, can understand, we've all been there dude lol

was still spectacular to behold tho

djkas

Thats Rough, Buddy

imagine me sitting here typing in funerals and then hearing a BANG and some dude dropping the F-bombs while staggering in just busted up

but he'd fit in with my family because after 10 seconds of cussing the pain he started laughing lol

dhkda

I MEAN

its a very accurate response

now i wish i'd asked what he was doing that he just...missed pushing

His brain was chugging along thinking about kittens

being in this area of town he might have been trying to avoid the one homeless lady who stands outside the jail and tries to scream-preach at the criminals on the fourth floor