Princess Emily
[ncod] It is with great courage that I admit to being Floridian
Princess Emily
I understand this can be hard to accept for some
Princess Emily
but I was born this way,
ғᴏxʏᴍᴏʀᴏɴ
some things can never be forgiven
Princess Emily
also I'm a trans lesbian but that's much less controversial
dracozolt ⚡
how could you
Princess Emily
I didn't ask to be a Floridian! but here I am, wearing an obnoxiously loud button down shirt and novelty sunglasses while staring down an alligator
Rama
Transphobes: "You can't change who you are"
Me: "Explain how I was assigned Floridian at birth but am now Texan."
You're Quinner
I tihnk it's acceptable to be floridan so long as you don't practice floridanism openly
BWAAAAAH!
I don’t having anything against floridans. Some of my friends are floridans!
Vehrec
no I'm gonna buck the trend
Vehrec
you should be floridian
Vehrec
you should fear any temperature below 40 degrees as 'unnatural' and 'deadly'
Vehrec
you should own an airboat and cruise the Everglades
Vehrec
you should wreck ships upon reefs using false lighthouses and then steal their cargo
Princess Emily
40 is a very low cutoff point
Princess Emily
I'm in a winter coat at 60
Vehrec
I said 40 was deadly to you
Vehrec
not that it was cold
Princess Emily
50 is deadly
𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒊𝒈𝒉𝒕𝑺𝒏𝒂𝒓𝒌𝒍𝒆
this is so brave
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