Platinum
Me: I'm pretty sure this character is violently straight and wouldn't do X thing, even with his wife.
Them: But have you considered comics banned gay people until recently?
Me: Yeah, but he's pretty clearly married and not gay.
Them: He might be if you weren't too homophobic to accept my argument.
Platinum
???
purkle archer
okay, so maybe he is bi but not for your character
purkle archer
also married! some people do view that as that being that
Tad Cooper
If it’s in the context of fandom, fanart, fanfic, etc. why bother arguing it?
Platinum
It was in the context of whether the Absorbing Man would wear an adamantium buttplug to make it so he always had it on hand. I was arguing he probably wouldn't even let his wife finger his butt, let alone wear a plug.
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
i just had to read the words "adamantium buttplug"
purkle archer
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
also why is buttplug the only option. what about like. a ring? a piercing?
purkle archer
yeah no, can't see that happening
Platinum
The argument against rings and piercings made by someone else was that they could too easily be removed in a fight with the Hulk or someone. (Someone else decided that tossing a ring down his pants would work fine and that seems to have settled that argument.)
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
like......his sexual orientation doesn't figure into it i think he might be bi and in denial but even a bottom i think would think, "adamantium bracelet" or "adamantium nose piercing, the kind where you can put a bar in your septum and no one will see it" before a buttplug for everyday wear
Platinum
There's actually a character with similar powers, Fuse, who inherited vibranium piercings from his mother and uses those in fights.
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
also a septum piercing is way more cost effective than an entire buttplug
Platinum
adamantium's expensive, yo
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
who can afford a whole adamantium buttplug in this economy
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
i really don't think it has to do with his orientation, i think it has to do with what a quick google about this guy is telling me he would think of. does creel even know what a buttplug is.
𝔣𝔞𝔫𝔤𝔰𝔤𝔦𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔤
if we're thinking about, "what would be IC"
Platinum
lbr, if the idea of a buttplug came up, it'd be Titania's idea.
Platinum
My stance is just that he's so hung up on masculinity and straightness that he'd think taking anything up the butt is gay. (Not that this means I endorse that view, mind, just that I think that's what he'd think.)
chrismas creep
yeah I was about to bring up Johnny's vibranium piercings
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