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...sending Kiryu home for his last deal is going to be like choosing all the plotpoints for the Dragon Age games.
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Which One of Daigo's Boyfriends will he end up with?
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what's both hilarious and sad is that like
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Yakuza plots are so ridiculous and twisty insane
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that they're RIDICULOUSLY easy to solve once you know what's going on and who's behind it.
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Terada? Going to basically be solved before it starts.
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Ryuji? Here's your sister: chlil the fuck out. We can fight on the weekends.
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Mine? Stop Joji from being a dumbfuck.
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Andre Richardson? He knows where he'll be. Also he knows to kick his ass and tie him up and call a certain government official
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Yakuza 4? Hey Majima, go on a secret mission to Okinawa on THIS day. Nope, there's no reason, you definitely won't get Saejima back or anything.
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Yakuza 5? Hey Katsura, my kid wants to be an idol. See if Park has a lot at her agency. Help a dude out.
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Also Kurosawa's a snake, watch out.
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Phone up Watase and tell him the same
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Talk to a certain assassin minor family and make sure their son doesn't go apeshit...
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talk to a certain captain of another family and make sure he doesn't work with the health department on some skeezy shit
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pluck out a little weasel in the clan's intelligence and kick his ass back to the government
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give Igarashi more funding this time
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Stay The Fuck Outta Hiroshima
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he's totally going to tell Kashiwagi the deal DAY ONE and let him strategize
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yoooo
it's like a marble run game, except you know EXACTLY where the marbles are coming from each round.
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YUP
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