OH. I heard about the chess scandal... I didn't know he uses ANAL BEADS to get the bluetooth alksdjasldkjasdlkjasdlkajsdalksjdalskjdalskdj sd That's Uh. Creative. And a stark reminder that it's time to make sports that can't be cheated by computers
CC: dad no. That's. Way more real than all US propaganda. There's decent evidence that KJU got poisoned by Russia back at the start of cobid and that's why he's been quiet ever since. His generals are 700% more eager than poland to take advantage right now.
Dad: but they don't have rockets that can-- CC: actually... they say they do now? And Japan is torn between wanting to let Russia and NK fuck each other up or "hellllll naw" because Nk wouldn't go through China air space so they'd have to go through Japan....
like... absolutely if you're going to make a movie/show/whatever about a relatively recent historical thing of which there are survivors and/or close relations of those who did not survive, make a reasonable good-faith effort to contact them about it before you get super invested
TLDR: he was like "Special master is mean, I deserve another one" and saying "Cannon shouldn't have authority to give it to me and override the USGov" which is whew lads
Baby Asmongold used to be SUCH AN ASSHOLE whenever his mom tried to watch Alex Jones and throw tantrums and mock him so much that she couldn't watch it while he was around
CC: actually... they say they do now? And Japan is torn between wanting to let Russia and NK fuck each other up or "hellllll naw" because Nk wouldn't go through China air space so they'd have to go through Japan....