p/ozusnu

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@anonymous

偷偷說

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:20 AM

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:39 AM

2451

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*看到我爸在對他的植物噴水*

我：哇好好玩喔我也要
我爸：*對我噴水*

rum5428

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:20 AM

爸爸理解力一百分。

sesame1307

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:21 AM

omelet3782

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:21 AM

monkey2253

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:21 AM

cherry176

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:21 AM

爸：要乖乖長大ㄛ

bbq7718

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:21 AM

fairy9022

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:22 AM

欸不是

eagle5108

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:23 AM

理解力一百

mantis497

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:23 AM

噗主=受照顧的物種=植物

eagle5108

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:23 AM

噗浪語法左右各一*是斜體各二是粗體

mantis497

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:24 AM

都噗主爸養大的

spider8107

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:28 AM

lamb9863

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:28 AM

斜體也滿好笑ㄉXDDD

baboon9054

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 9:37 AM

好好長大

pasta4512

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 10:19 AM

100分

mars1915

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 11:08 AM

理解力一百

juice7479

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 11:36 AM

齁ㄙㄥˋ

moose5436

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 11:51 AM

孩子想玩水正常嘛

pie9042

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 12:15 PM

tea7524

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 12:35 PM

wwww

human6701

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 12:47 PM

goose1333

說

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 12:49 PM

lynx3953

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 12:50 PM

cake2205

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 1:34 PM

sundae8042

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 2:45 PM

yogurt5781

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 2:45 PM

magpie9991

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 2:49 PM

pita3592

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 3:21 PM

爸爸：這孩子真奇怪（噴）

noodle2702

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 3:40 PM

玩水play

mouse3915

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 4:12 PM

~~噗主長大了沒~~

eagle5815

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 4:12 PM

咦不是這個意思嗎

swan3950

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 4:19 PM

fox2041

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 4:47 PM

一時間居然沒發現哪裡不對

aries3363

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 5:08 PM

爸爸：~~多行光合作用，才會長得高又壯喔~~

otter9809

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 5:11 PM

almond5889

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 7:35 PM

kimchi8443

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 7:36 PM

fairy3341

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 7:37 PM

超沒品

ant3164

Sat, Sep 17, 2022 7:50 PM

這個絕對是親生的沒錯了

longan622

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 1:01 AM

melon6788

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 2:02 AM

多喝水

newt6578

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 2:16 AM

chick4121

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:42 AM

prawn7526

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:59 AM

要好好長大

virgo797

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 6:00 AM

看到這篇就想起，以前我爸叫賴床的我與我妹，就是用噴水瓶往我們臉上噴，真是超有效

spider2309

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 6:02 AM

jelly1197

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 6:06 AM

aries5968

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 6:16 AM

gemini1013

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:12 AM

ox4851

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:31 AM

sheep8248

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:36 AM

puff1030

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:36 AM

hippo760

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:38 AM

mantis6680

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 7:41 AM

horse7227

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 8:03 AM

crane360

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 8:21 AM

spider3120

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 8:33 AM

笑死

sheep6794

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 8:45 AM

分享給三寶爸同學，他最大的女兒兩歲多，
他回「已經噴過了」
不愧是我了解的我同學⋯⋯

viper4325

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 9:12 AM

dove8804

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 9:23 AM

爸爸

pea7622

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 9:33 AM

真的是親生的

bbq5270

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 9:50 AM

ibis1537

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 10:03 AM

~~原來植物會發噗(驚!!~~

rabbit2268

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 10:16 AM

爸爸：為什麼你也想要這樣喝水（噴

durian2335

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 10:39 AM

lynx465

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 10:44 AM

parrot3761

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 11:05 AM

~~從某種角度來說，噗主也算是爸爸的植物~~

olive20

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 12:20 PM

嗯哼親生的

shark1307

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 2:05 PM

dragon6562

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:00 PM

virgo5889

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:01 PM

救命超級好笑

egg2750

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:16 PM

tomato3247

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:25 PM

mars4461

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 3:32 PM

tofu4234

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 5:20 PM

pepper1215

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 5:21 PM

yam2957

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 5:36 PM

爸爸表示：不是你要求的嗎？？？

monkey351

Sun, Sep 18, 2022 5:44 PM

謝謝噗主ｗｗｗｗｗｗ

tuna1536

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 3:00 AM

soba7851

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 4:40 AM

爸爸真可愛

nut196

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 5:38 AM

pirate6536

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 5:55 AM

chick1862

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:02 AM

bean8707

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:12 AM

melon8671

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:17 AM

turtle6644

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:17 AM

tea6600

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:25 AM

fries5843

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:25 AM

超好笑好可愛

oreo347

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:38 AM

好爸爸必須滿足孩子的願望(噴

coral7835

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 6:43 AM

egg1743

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 7:50 AM

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 7:52 AM

太可愛了好好笑

~~想要斜體+粗是左右兩邊「米米半形空格米+字+米半形空格米米」~~

gemini5144

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 9:39 AM

newt2390

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 9:52 AM

爸爸邏輯沒什麼問題R

clam4350

說

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 10:17 AM

berry8612

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 12:52 PM

好好長大

lemon885

說

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 12:58 PM

字面跟邏輯上都沒問題.....

moon4002

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 1:16 PM

ㄆㄙㄆㄙ

salt6689

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 2:50 PM

這邏輯100分www
你爸爸是不是工程師www

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Mon, Sep 19, 2022 3:15 PM

salt6689: 雖然知道是開玩笑但不4

gin8769

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 5:48 PM

快笑死

grape9320

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 11:19 PM

cheese396

Mon, Sep 19, 2022 11:48 PM

lord7134

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 12:56 AM

wasabi4910

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 1:11 AM

ferret5318

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 1:59 AM

oyster5541

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:49 AM

spider5191

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:34 AM

好皮ww

pirate6536

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 4:50 AM

star5533

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 5:02 AM

cashew7591

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 5:17 AM

baboon9763

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 5:18 AM

rabbit8709

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 11:26 AM

kiwi4187

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 1:10 PM

hawk5338

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 1:33 PM

kiwi7344

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:00 PM

alpaca860

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:02 PM

cocoa5039

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:12 PM

zebra6875

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:14 PM

ಠ_ಠ

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:20 PM

被轉到推特和迪卡ㄌ

libra5930

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 2:21 PM

panda9382

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:21 PM

egg2750

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:48 PM

喔！對呀！我是在推特上看到才回噗浪找的

salad5937

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:49 PM

bread5545

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:53 PM

gemini1013

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 3:55 PM

這邊一開始是在FB看到的www

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Tue, Sep 20, 2022 4:04 PM

gemini1013:

prawn4395

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 7:46 PM

fries5786

Tue, Sep 20, 2022 9:51 PM

zebra3624

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 3:51 AM

zebra3624

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 3:51 AM

謝謝噗主噗主爸帶給我今天的歡樂！！！！

beer6301

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 5:01 AM

cashew8854

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 5:14 AM

raisin4258

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 9:45 AM

finch5685

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 9:52 AM

lizard1979

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 9:54 AM

clam3132

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 1:03 PM

我小時候也被爸爸做過一樣的事情

bear4617

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 2:17 PM

caviar7671

Wed, Sep 21, 2022 3:06 PM

乾我爸也對我做過一樣的事！！！
但我阿嬤在現場拿掃把打他頭幫我報仇了

banana7041

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 3:30 AM

爸爸理解有問題😂

yam5519

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 3:32 AM

caviar7671: 阿嬤wwwwwwwww

jujube8719

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 8:25 AM

burger6799

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 1:14 PM

peanut895

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 2:12 PM

我爸也做過，但是他是拿著水管，我受到海嘯般的攻擊

swan8835

Thu, Sep 22, 2022 6:46 PM

bean892

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 5:39 AM

yogurt3451

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 6:39 AM

scone7242

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 8:21 AM

親生的

lemon885

說

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 9:30 AM

今天問過我爸.....他說這樣子講，當然就會被噴水
因為沒釐清是也要被噴水還是幫植物噴水(爸爸是工科做汽車的)

tiger5713

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 1:59 PM

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 3:52 PM

哈哈哈行光合作用

turkey751

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 3:13 PM

超好笑

mars9477

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 4:56 PM

對，但也不對

omelet2236

Fri, Sep 23, 2022 5:40 PM

cafe2829

Sat, Sep 24, 2022 12:16 AM

親生的（（無誤

kiwi1204

Sat, Sep 24, 2022 9:23 AM

是我也會這樣

turkey6746

Sat, Sep 24, 2022 2:47 PM

pizza326

Sat, Sep 24, 2022 4:00 PM

melon3566

Sun, Sep 25, 2022 12:54 AM

wizard56

Sun, Sep 25, 2022 1:15 AM

wizard7173

Sun, Sep 25, 2022 8:04 AM

親生父親無誤

koala6437

Mon, Sep 26, 2022 10:09 AM

python1484

Tue, Sep 27, 2022 5:19 AM

pita3939

Tue, Sep 27, 2022 6:43 AM

ramen43

Tue, Sep 27, 2022 6:56 AM

確定是親生的