in a fucking MIRACLE, my mom tested negative again today!

so I can have some fucking cuddles

her back still hurts though, that's non-plague-related

Dad is down in his office trying to work

because him being hit with the Plague Stick was immediately proceeded by him saying, "I need to spend this weekend knocking out some serious Billable Hours"

you know

because the universe is malicious

ah yes billable hours our collective beloathed

turns out that when his brain isn't full of virus he can solve problems a lot better! who'da thunk

anyway, get fully vaccinated & boosted, kids, because my mom has been sleeping next to a plague victim without getting infected