duck bastard
[fandie nonsense v2/jokes on incest and bestiality] listen i would have put this in the other plurk, i'm sorry, but /gestures at those tags, anyway
duck bastard
> Person: listen ao3 is made for the weirdos, the vanilla heartwarming stuff is welcome there too, but not more than fics where loki turns into a snake and wraps around thor's dick
> Fandies: you're diSGUSTING, THEY'RE BROTHERS
duck bastard
that's the part in that sentence which is setting you off??
duck bastard
WE'RE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THE SNAKEJOB?
Lea
I mean, at least it's a sapient snake which can consent?
duck bastard
sorry i'm just. cackling. both about that last sentence and the reactions. hoo.
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Odd-Eyes
AHAHAHAHAHA
Sunny~
LMAO
Sunny~
At this point I'm like "yeah they're brothers? okay? water is wet what's your point?"
ʏᴜᴋɪ 𝄇
LMFAO
Lea
I think all of these people should be strapped down and forced to read ancient myth like in A Clockwork Orange.
bubblewitch
cosigned
MR SEPHIROTH
I just want you to know that there's exactly one fic tagged "snakejob" and it's actually for Aziraphale/Crowley
duck bastard
good for them
ex foedere
don't you know, incest is worse than all the other kinky stuff
papermint tiger
I am going to be having these images in my head all night
Pen Again
MR SEPHIROTH : to be expected to be honest
Pen Again
... Loki and Thor aren't brothers, not biologically. HE'S ADOPTED
Pen Again
https://imgs.plurk.com/QBq/Dpx/XP9JE2ZwaO4hL5GI3NCYB2S6x2i_lg.gif Thor even tells us that canonically
ex foedere
there's people who do believe adopted siblings still count for incest
Lea
... Wait does that make Thor/Loki a Stepbro meme?
Lea
Wait no
ex foedere
which is something I don't mind, if it's the emotional aspect of it and leave those people be
ex foedere
of course, no more leniency if those crowd join in with loudly complaining about tagged content
Pen Again
Lea : yes
Lea
See I immediately thought "no stepbro isn't the same thing as adopted bro" but fuck it that's being pedantic.
Calliente
Yeah like, obviously it's not incest in the genetic sense but I can get why people would go "even if you're not blood-related, being horny for someone you grew up with thinking of as a family member is weird and I'm not okay with that even fictionally"
Pen Again
And you know, thats why you tag things
Calliente
Like, personally, I'm okay with a lot of things in fiction I wouldn't be okay with in real life so that's not me, but I can understand people drawing the line there and I don't hold it against them
Calliente
I only pull out the wet t-shirt cannon when those people start telling other people what they're allowed to write/read
Pen Again
I don't hold it against them. I was just trying to be like ...funny. I guess. with the He's adopted! thing since that's...incanon a joke
Lea
I encourage everyone to have their own lines. And then leave everyone else alone about them unless you're doing some form of collaborative artistic creatin.
Pen Again
Sorry. I shall see myself out.
Calliente
Hi I'm gonna plaster a sopping wet cotton Spongebob meme shirt over your face at pneumatic velocity now
Calliente
Pen Again : I don't think anyone was taking offense at anything you said, for what it's worth!
Okapi
Okay, I'm not 100% on my norse mythology. But doesn't loki turn into a lady at one point to suduce thor at one point?
BANNED CLOWN
Arrives just to drop the bomb on everyone that actually, the furry fandom is currently having a whole big ongoing "thing" about feral porn now, even when those feral characters are explicitly sapient, and to the point that some people now consider quad dragons fucking to be zoophilia.
BANNED CLOWN
Oh also taurs. Taurs are also An Issue.
BANNED CLOWN
Anyway have fun
duck bastard
raile, sucker punching everyone before leaping out the window, never to be caught
Cookie Politics
Okapi : if this is the myth I'm thinking of, they actually both crossdess and pretend to be Freya and a handmaid to try and trick a giant to get Thor's hammer back, but Thor puts in Very Minimal Effort into the ruse, and Loki has to keep making excuses for his behavior
Cookie Politics
There is however a myth where Loki turns into a mare to seduce a horse away from his work and later gives birth to an 8 legged horse
七8九!
i remember both these myths
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