"Hi, I'm looking for transportation for my kid to [Private School]?" "Is your child registered with the school?" "uh... no. I tried to do it but they said I needed to live in Susquehanna SD?" "... Okay sir well there's not a lot I can do if your child isn't enrolled at the school." "... Why not?"
[long-winded rant about how disrespectful it is to not have this information out already, including unfavorable comparisons to neighboring school district and how we 'always do this'] "You done? Because we're very busy and you're taking up our time, we'll let you know when we have it."
"Is your child registered with the school?"
"uh... no. I tried to do it but they said I needed to live in Susquehanna SD?"
"... Okay sir well there's not a lot I can do if your child isn't enrolled at the school."
"... Why not?"
I don't know how to explain to you that you need to be enrolled in a school
to ride the bus to that school
"You done? Because we're very busy and you're taking up our time, we'll let you know when we have it."