Strongest Guy at Gym Wearing Kingdom Hearts Shirt
Dr. BeardoPuff

☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆

☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
This seems relevant to your interests

Dr. BeardoPuff
"what is he gonna bench press, 358/2 pounds?"

Dr. BeardoPuff
Two things: 1. Planet Fitness does not let you deadlift, as it would set off the clunk alarm for making noise. So, this guy would be the strongest guy there, as Planet Fitness loves mediocrity.

Dr. BeardoPuff
2. My current maxes are Overhead press: 205, Bench: 335, Squat: 380, Deadlift: 425

Dr. BeardoPuff
So, I'm out there in my pokemon themed shirts being the man this man wishes he were

Dr. BeardoPuff
*lunk alarm, autocorrect

bread singalong
:c I like planet fitness

bread singalong
but I haven't been there in a long time

Dr. BeardoPuff
well, I would be asked to leave Planet Fitness because there's no way I can make a 400 lb deadlift quiet enough to make them happy.

Dr. BeardoPuff
so if your goal is I'd like to be a a little bit healthier, do some jogging in the morning, do some moderate machine lifts you're fine.

Dr. BeardoPuff
if your goal is I want to lift as much weight as possible, you'll be asked to leave. because you can't do that with a deadlift and do so quietly

bread singalong
that is completely fair

curby&coughing
oh my god

Dr. BeardoPuff
today, for you
