HEEEERE'S RYAN cw: blood, body horror, suggested eye gore

Oh no! The HTML has borked.

LEMME GO FIX

ok got it, it was the Plurk user name tag

Anyway have at him, he's a mess

His suit is that caramel sheeting they put over apples because the novel is VERY fond of putting him in "a caramel-colored suit", the outfit he wears when you meet him in game. I think it's brought up like four times

too easy

/sIGHS

GUESS SERAS IS GONNA HAVE TO TACKLE HIM
NO ASSAULTING HER BOSS

his type is blondes and she is Very His Type, this should be interesting

the last thing he thinks a busty blonde should be doing is kicking his ass, wolf ears or no

oh no

i had no idea

this SHOULD be interesting

XD He had a blonde stripper for a mistress and totally choked her to death when she crossed him, good times

SIGHS DONT TELL ME THAT