Mrs Sheepie
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ Mouth Powers now i'm the one who's excited about Murder Mystery Shenanigans
Mrs Sheepie
i'm happy to make a log for it if we wanna keep it somewhere moderately self-contained
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Jon needs to fall over at Trevor; I can set that up
Mrs Sheepie
hell yeah
Mouth Powers
I was going to start a think tonight but I just fully collapsed
Mouth Powers
I will probably tag Tik into Tim's inbox for it tomorrow, probably/hopefully it will be a quick thread
Mouth Powers
the longer it takes the more chances for it to be obviously Not Misty, so
Mrs Sheepie
Ptriciadactyl
Is Tim getting murdered? Maggie will have to fuss over him.
Mrs Sheepie
tim's getting hella murdered by Tik Tok
Ptriciadactyl
(I still think it's very funny that Maggie's paired with Tik-Tok at the moment, but will have no idea it's...... her inmate..... who killed her boyfriend.)
on hiatus
Man there's so much murder in TLV that I'm surprised there's no Adachi from Persona 4 here (LOL)
Mrs Sheepie
Mouth Powers tim has been training a LOT with kiryu so he is like, stupid strong for a baseline human, but not insanely OP like him
Mrs Sheepie
...but also he might be able to block bullets with a sword
Mouth Powers
Tik-Tik is definitely intending to go with a strategy of 'hit in the back of the head very hard with a chair or something, then gag with chloroform if needed'
Mouth Powers
he would prefer to to 0 fighting in which it becomes obvious this person with steel limbs is not misty
Mouth Powers
*do
Mouth Powers
Tik is not made for fighting. he is a butlerbot
Mouth Powers
(the butler did it, misty you better appreciate this)
Mouth Powers
like, he's tough, but he is not OP at all
Mrs Sheepie
Mouth Powers the chair might not finish him, lmao, but he'd be pretty fucked up
Mrs Sheepie
surprise attacks are always fun
Ptriciadactyl
the butler did it
floofdoodle
https://64.media.tumblr.com/ed747e4423f415de5cce9ea8b332daa8/tumblr_o6v4funfbV1rdutw3o1_400.gif
Kira🌵
the butler did it!! hopefully Misty will appreciate it
Mrs Sheepie
i love y'all
Mrs Sheepie
off the top of my head probably Jon, Taylor or Misty might be the first to find him if he's stashed anywhere close to the spa still
Mrs Sheepie
otherwise jacobi and maggie would be next in line maybe?
Mrs Sheepie
as the people who bother him in his room the most
Ptriciadactyl
now I'm picturing Misty finding him, and going, "I didn't kill him! I'm the one who found him!"
floofdoodle
That sounds like something a murderer would say >.>
Mrs Sheepie
floofdoodle
I love that movie so much
floofdoodle
Such tight writing and delivery chef kiss
Mrs Sheepie
i've only seen it once and it was like last year
Mrs Sheepie
but god it was such a clever expereince
Mrs Sheepie
it's still so tight, the physical comedy is spectacular
Ptriciadactyl
pffffft
Ptriciadactyl
now I want to watch Clue again
Mrs Sheepie
same tbh
Ptriciadactyl
I want to know who's Tim and who's Maggie in that gifset above though
Mrs Sheepie
honestly it rotates
floofdoodle
It's streaming on Prime and Paramount+ apparently
Mrs Sheepie
we bought it on youtube a while back
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
probably not Jon
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
I'm keeping him nonfunctional to facilitate this
BethampHATamine
I could toss in T, she needs a worse week.
𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘢
Hilbert over here looking at his temp like Tim you goddamn idiot also plz tell him all your revival symptoms
Ptriciadactyl
BethampHATamine speaking of a bad week, any interest in Ulla losing her magic and going to check on Taylor?
Ptriciadactyl
ALSO, if anyone wants to do a Clue movie night, I'd be interested in streaming that sometime soon! (My ex will be visiting after tomorrow, but my ex loves Clue and made me watch it in the first place, so. She's not gonna complain.)
Mrs Sheepie
Kota drags you in here bc Jacobi would definitely notice Tim going AWOL
Kota
Oh yeah, he absolutely would. He keeps pretty close tabs on him. Like...creepy black ops tabs. I've been vaguely following this, but wasn't sure what, if anything, you'd need from this weirdo!
Mrs Sheepie
I'll keep you updated as events unfold!
Kota
Sounds good!
Mrs Sheepie
also Mouth Powers is Tik Tok deciding to do a murder bc of a specific thread somewhere or just bc it's Peak Chaos Time?
Mrs Sheepie
either way is beautiful I'm just curious
Mouth Powers
yeah he's literally like "this seems like a very bad time for this" :>
Mrs Sheepie
love that
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Kota : would jacobi like to help with constantly dead Jon?
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
for distraction?
Kota
He doesn't want to! But also yesssss
Mrs Sheepie
jacobi's no good very bad weekend leading into the Worst Boat Ever
Kota
Yuuuuuup
Kota
There's a reason he will be VERY VERY sullen and touchy
Mrs Sheepie
Ptriciadactyl
ouch
Ptriciadactyl
Maggie's going to be so upset when she finds out
Mrs Sheepie
fun injuries to toll with when the changeover happens
Kira🌵
oh ow, poor Tim...
Lady Stardust
oh no /stalks
Ptriciadactyl
Tim really is gonna have a hard time during changeover. Losing his people while still death tolling?
Mouth Powers
thoughts on the tongue thing?
Mouth Powers
I could go either way because on the one hand it is VERY "vindictive response to Things You Said" and the kind of touch Tik-Tok would like, on the other hand, logistically tricky
Mrs Sheepie
I'm actually down for it!
Mrs Sheepie
Tim's like 98% passed out, he's only really gonna realise it happened after he revives
Mrs Sheepie
though he may end up choking on the blood, like, logicistically
Ptriciadactyl
oh nooo
Mrs Sheepie
Mouth Powers fuck him up, king
Mouth Powers
Tik-Tok like
Mouth Powers
An unreliable narrator??? where????
Mrs Sheepie
who needs a reliable narrator!!
Mouth Powers
WELP there's a body in the spa now!!!
Mouth Powers
thank you for indulging my VERY BAD NO GOOD WORST BOY SHENANIGANS everyone
Kira🌵
Tik-Tok is great. We needed some properly brutal murderers on this ship!
Mouth Powers
He's like "misty is probably into the PAGEANTRY of it" while dropping a tongue into a jar of massage oil
Mouth Powers
TIK
Mouth Powers
BUDDY
Mouth Powers
GUY
Mouth Powers
you are into the pageantry
Mouth Powers
you are the one doing this actual murder
Mouth Powers
off to work where he can stealthily clean his hands with bleach
Mouth Powers
on account of not being a flesh weakling who can't handle bleach
Mrs Sheepie
he could always steal tim's keys and use the ones in the spa :'D
Mouth Powers
HE MIGHT TAKE A LITTLE OFF THE TOP. Save it in empty paint jars for cooking up mustard gas latter
Mouth Powers
*later
Ptriciadactyl
oh no
Mouth Powers
SORRY MAGGIE
Mouth Powers
hims bad
Mrs Sheepie
SO it looks like the most likely people to find him, since he's just been left on fucking display in a massage room
Mrs Sheepie
is probably taylor or misty
Mrs Sheepie
unless someone crashes his room to bother him and sees he's not there
Mrs Sheepie
but even that's not too unusual
Mrs Sheepie
فك يو BethampHATamine it wouldn't be unusual that the doors are unlocked the next morning, he's usually first in
Mrs Sheepie
...unless Tik tok locks the doors behind him, Mouth Powers , lmfao
Mrs Sheepie
OTOH literally any of his social calls would definitely notice if he didn't show up to a thing bc he doesn't just ghost people, which could be Norton, Raylan, Rawne, Kiryu, Daniel and ofc Maggie his beloved
Mrs Sheepie
Jacobi and Martin are presumably distracted by Jon fuckin dying on and off
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
That was the plan1
Mrs Sheepie
which is a very valid reason to be distracted!
BethampHATamine
I am awake
Mrs Sheepie
...i also just realised that the smell from the fog will also obscure the smell of blood 8D
BethampHATamine
ICly, when do you want him found?
Mrs Sheepie
i'm happy for him to be found the next morning!
Mrs Sheepie
that's still like 6+ hours dead
BethampHATamine
Aight
Mrs Sheepie
........i just realised this is the second time tim's died in the spa
Kira🌵
... he's gonna get a complex at this rate
Mrs Sheepie
one suicide, one murder
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ
Come work at the Library!
Mrs Sheepie
HE FUCKIN MIGHT
pharadyne
although plenty of people have been murdered there, too
Mrs Sheepie
but not tim personally
فك يو
BethampHATamine what are your thoughts on misty finding him along with taylor so that she can make a BODY FIND, TIME TO INVESTIGATE post and/or be babbling about investigating the crime in the background of whatever post taylor makes
فك يو
(if you have posting plans i don't want to preempt them)
BethampHATamine
I'm down with it (and SUPER glad she doesn't know about their spat now, because Misty'd be suspect 1), if Mrs Sheepie is. T won't have a lot of patience for her though.
Mrs Sheepie
I'm into it!
Mrs Sheepie
I will also add that I did some googling, and apparently a body that's been dead for 6+ hours is in full rigor mortis
Mrs Sheepie
and also, uh. bowel release is 1hr in
Mrs Sheepie
which was fun to learn
فك يو
(okok)
فك يو
she will try to protect taylor from dealing with this!!!
فك يو
do you have an announcement post i should throw misty in the background of, or should i do one?
فك يو
also do you want to thread out the finding or handwave it?
BethampHATamine
thread and I'll get an announcement up.
فك يو
o7!
فك يو
do you want me to insert misty's commentary into a draft, or just have her zipping around the comments?
Mrs Sheepie
team post!
Mrs Sheepie
ftr let me know if you don't want me to threadjack with good old body horror
BethampHATamine
fire away
Lady Stardust
/tracks
فك يو
+1, all the body horror
Mrs Sheepie
I'll hop in when the girls find him, then!
فك يو
https://images.plurk.com/PbT177eGL6xhR6jIUj05G.png
BethampHATamine
Hop!
فك يو
are you okay with misty calling kiryu for her?
BethampHATamine
Sure, but T's not going to wait.
BethampHATamine
And Mrs Sheepie You can go ahead, she can already see.
فك يو
misty like "no one ever waits when i try to stop them from seeing dead bodies!!! X-("
BethampHATamine
T: Ask me about Grue sometime.
Mrs Sheepie
There we go! I'm at dinner with friends now so I'll be less frequent!
Mrs Sheepie
don't mind my edits I'm just fiddling
Mrs Sheepie
I'd be more sorry about spamming your inboxes with edits but I'm enjoying making it Worse
Mrs Sheepie
BethampHATamine okay I'm done for real now, lmao
فك يو
oh my god, do you know what occurs to me
فك يو
this is coming after misty's notebook thing
Mrs Sheepie
it sure is
فك يو
Mouth Powers jedao is going to be her number one suspect lmao
Mrs Sheepie
oh my GOD
فك يو
(she thinks the notebook was his)
Mrs Sheepie
also I adore misty taking photos
فك يو
THE FACIAL MUTILATIONS
فك يو
IT ALL FITS
فك يو
look she doesn't trust most people not to contaminate the scene, she needs photos of it if she's going to look for clues
فك يو
she may not like tim but she's still going to solve his murder!!
Mrs Sheepie
FʀɪᴇɴᴅIɴYᴇʟʟᴏᴡ Kiryu is probably gonna have an incredibly bad time when he comes to get Taylor
BethampHATamine
T will take her phone.
BethampHATamine
Is it okay if T shoves her out of the room?
فك يو
yes, that's fine! she'll fight it tho
Mrs Sheepie
Tim will be extremely thankful to T for defending his honour
Mrs Sheepie
or at least his dignity
Mrs Sheepie
that's probably a good place for Danii to jump in when she wakes up?
BethampHATamine
There
BethampHATamine
2nd time T's actively stung anyone aboard.
BethampHATamine
[Taylor's voice is cold, low, and still, but there's a vicious hum in the background of it, echoing her words.]

Tim Stoker was killed in the spa, last night. Misty and I found him this morning.

We've taken him to the infirmary. I've requested his revival.

>> Short post from T, once Tim's in the infirmary. What do you want to add for Misty, فك يو ?
فك يو
would taylor let her add anything "officially", or would it just be background talk?
Mrs Sheepie
[Misty can be heard in the background yelling about tampering with the scene of the crime, but Taylor ignores her.]
BethampHATamine
Background, I think. She's ready to wrap Misty in spiderwebs and leave her in a corner.
BethampHATamine
(If Misty wanted to know how much Tim matters to T, here's your sign.)
فك يو
[Taylor's voice is cold, low, and still, but there's...
her only addition! feel free to edit the metatext surrounding it of course
فك يو
and whoops, ignore the errant <small> before the bracket; i did it completely out of muscle memory lmao
Mrs Sheepie
rp muscle memory so strong
فك يو
IT IS
BethampHATamine
I shd backdate it to Wed, right?
Mrs Sheepie
sounds about right
Ptriciadactyl
Maggie would spend a couple minutes crying before heading straight for the infirmary when she sees this, so let me know if you want a thread! (or if anyone else who'd head for the infirmary wants a thread)
Mrs Sheepie
I'll put up a log for Tim when I get home! should be like 15 minutes
Ptriciadactyl
<3
BethampHATamine
T's there too.
Mrs Sheepie
awww. T's not leaving his side?
BethampHATamine
bro
Kota
T also talked Jacobi into sitting with her there
Mrs Sheepie
like it took more than "tim's hurt"
Mrs Sheepie
i'll pop an opener for his dumb siblings
Kota
it did! he's already sat by his deadside once!!!
Kota
his traaaaaauma
Ptriciadactyl
I can toss Maggie at things once I get to work
Mrs Sheepie
\o/
فك يو
and are you guys up for a "lolso i found his tongue in my cabin" post going up today too?
Ptriciadactyl
oh my god
Kira🌵
Misty... you're playing right into that frame....
Mouth Powers
Misty. incredible
Mouth Powers
also I'm FULLY down for her harassing Jedao about it, he's in the engine room like 18 hours a day now and will fully just be like "mnuh?"
Mouth Powers
"who?"
Mrs Sheepie
lmfao, right, jedao and tim are in like. completely diametric social circles aren't they
Mouth Powers
also we're still going on the original thread (GOD) but I picture he's tried to make time to have lunch or breakfast with her every couple of days until the engine got Funky
فك يو
oh she'd have been up for that for sure
فك يو
Mouth Powers maniette any objections to misty posting about finding tim's tongue (if pagan doesn't talk her out of it, which he might)?
Mouth Powers
I don't dfgndfgds
فك يو
she really wants to question jedao but pagan might talk her out of that, too
Mrs Sheepie
Tim is gonna be super wigged out but that's less a product of misty saying it than the fact it exists in her drawers
فك يو
lmaoooo
Kira🌵
No one wants Misty to own any of their body parts
فك يو
"i have the tongue in evidence lock-up* right now"
فك يو
(*my underwear drawer)
Mrs Sheepie
somehow that's less reassuring
Mrs Sheepie
since she's actively keeping it there
Lady Stardust
Mouth Powers Iris is going to sniff the crime scene
Lady Stardust
I think a synthetic dude won't be findable that way because he doesn't sweat or have hormones
Lady Stardust
but if anyone thinks of anything she can learn lmk
Mrs Sheepie
oh! the tea tree oil!
Lady Stardust
og fuck yeah that's gonna be like being punched in the nose
Mrs Sheepie
she'd find the tongue suuuper easy if misty doesn't announce it, and could maybe trace it to where tik tok bleaches it off
Lady Stardust
that's a useful thing she can do that doesn't blow the whole plot, thank you
Lady Stardust
an unsmellable culprit might imply synthetic but it could just as easily be a magic user
Lady Stardust
but bleach, blood and tea tree are like neon painted signs
Lady Stardust
she might also be able to smell the rock
Lady Stardust
and probably tea tree traces next door to Misty
فك يو
everyone independently finding reasons to suspect misty
Lady Stardust
Iris isn't super likely to, to be fair
Lady Stardust
this is giving her Hannibal vibes so she thinks it's someone with vastly better social skills than Misty
Lady Stardust
she remembers very vividly how well he got along with people
Lady Stardust
فك يو : would you like her to track the tongue to Misty's or is she gonna announce it?
فك يو
i'm not sure yet! i'll let you know as soon as i do
فك يو
though i'd be cool with her tracking the tongue to misty's first/telling people, even if misty does announce it
Lady Stardust
it's not that she thinks Misty wouldn't do a murder
Lady Stardust
but she doubts she did this one
فك يو
ahaha correct on both counts
فك يو
Lady Stardust looks like pagan is putting the kibosh on her posting about it, so iris can find her out!
Lady Stardust
yes good
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