tsuchinoko real
i'm making ffxiv plurks today and nobody can stop me
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https://images.plurk.com/1BA8jB8ywqHDQyyLMFlI7f.png anyway please laugh with me at the female dragoon armor
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COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN STEEL AND SPIKES except the part where most of my vital organs are
bon.
put estinien in the crop top
bon.
pseudo crop top
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I may as well be wearing a big neon sign that says STAB ME HERE ->
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yes please give estinien a big gaping hole in his armor too
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https://images.plurk.com/xFGGKjPBs10AVjxl7VOnC.png https://images.plurk.com/1hkI1i7XinZJ7fBMWr1efI.png https://images.plurk.com/2vMM1b6XdAV8IDRy401RQM.png estinien continues to have brain damage
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also be careful what you wish for boyo
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https://images.plurk.com/6qVpDSucU6Ssj9hoEazK3t.png i am going to find the person who made this joke and shove them into a locker
bon.
koji fox and friends
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god what was the one that really made me mad
bon.
just beat them all up
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hang on
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right
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it was No Friends of Mine for dancer.
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GOD THAT ONE TOO
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i think of everything i've leveled so far that was the one that made me the most
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that or red mage for being a fucking thinker of a goof
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I'm still reeling from one of the arkasadora quests being do it for the vine (you collect vines of course)
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snorts
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(driving past squeenix hq at 3 am screaming YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS)
Ziri✖O
OH MY GOSH BITTY POCKET POTATE
Ziri✖O
in dragoon armor im!!!
Ziri✖O
i can't she's so cute
Ziri✖O
but yeah the whole lady dragoon armor I'm like "this is why we say Tits Out For Halone isn't it"
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LMAO
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that is a lot of tummy
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my friend saw me in dragoon armor and said I was like a kitty showing its tummy
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it looks soft and squishy but it's a trap
Levi
My favorite thing about the female dragoon armor is the ways people have tried to rationalize the belly window
tsuchinoko real
literally how
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it makes you a crunchy treat with a soft chewy center for dragons
unbound
i mean a dragon did notably fuck a human woman once. maybe it is an attempt to seduce the dragons
Ziri✖O
Lady Dragoons out there far more powerful than any man because they have a window that says "PLEASE STAB HERE TO INFLICT CRITICAL DAMAGE TO ALL MY VITAL ORGANS"
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estinien could never
corpse bride
forever mad that they nerfed Estinien's luscious lips once the helmet comes off
corpse bride
but also, yes, i definitely headcanon Julien having the gaping hole in their armor as a power move against Estinien after they whooped his ass in job quests
Levi
I've seen people say that the dragoon armor doesn't actually do that much to protect against dragon and its primary purpose is to fuck up a dragon's throat when it tries to eat you which, yeah, it does that but that doesn't mean it can't also protect you from attacks in general
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I feel like Estinien losing his lips might have something to do with he probably is suffering a lot of after effects from Nidhogg's whole everything so maybe he's just still recovering???
unbound
nidhogg stole estinien's lips
Ziri✖O
eyebrow waggling intensifies??
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