☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:10 PM
i'm making ffxiv plurks today and nobody can stop me
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:10 PM
https://images.plurk.com/1BA8jB8ywqHDQyyLMFlI7f.png anyway please laugh with me at the female dragoon armor
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:11 PM
COVERED HEAD TO TOE IN STEEL AND SPIKES except the part where most of my vital organs are
bon.
@bonpuns
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:11 PM
put estinien in the crop top
bon.
@bonpuns
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:11 PM
pseudo crop top
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:11 PM
I may as well be wearing a big neon sign that says STAB ME HERE ->
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:12 PM
yes please give estinien a big gaping hole in his armor too
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:13 PM
https://images.plurk.com/xFGGKjPBs10AVjxl7VOnC.png https://images.plurk.com/1hkI1i7XinZJ7fBMWr1efI.png https://images.plurk.com/2vMM1b6XdAV8IDRy401RQM.png estinien continues to have brain damage
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:13 PM
also be careful what you wish for boyo
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
https://images.plurk.com/6qVpDSucU6Ssj9hoEazK3t.png i am going to find the person who made this joke and shove them into a locker
bon.
@bonpuns
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
koji fox and friends
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
god what was the one that really made me mad
bon.
@bonpuns
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
just beat them all up
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
hang on
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:14 PM
right
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:15 PM
it was No Friends of Mine for dancer.
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:15 PM
GOD THAT ONE TOO
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:15 PM
i think of everything i've leveled so far that was the one that made me the most
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:15 PM
that or red mage for being a fucking thinker of a goof
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:16 PM
I'm still reeling from one of the arkasadora quests being do it for the vine (you collect vines of course)
★ тяу-нαя∂уи
@lollichop
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:17 PM
snorts
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:17 PM
(driving past squeenix hq at 3 am screaming YOU'RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING NERDS)
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:18 PM
OH MY GOSH BITTY POCKET POTATE
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:18 PM
in dragoon armor im!!!
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:19 PM
i can't she's so cute
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:19 PM
but yeah the whole lady dragoon armor I'm like "this is why we say Tits Out For Halone isn't it"
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:19 PM
LMAO
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@Gesomon
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:19 PM
that is a lot of tummy
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:20 PM
my friend saw me in dragoon armor and said I was like a kitty showing its tummy
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:20 PM
it looks soft and squishy but it's a trap
Levi
@shiningkestral
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:28 PM
My favorite thing about the female dragoon armor is the ways people have tried to rationalize the belly window
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:33 PM
literally how
☆SUGAR☆RIOT☆
@wefeelgroove
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:33 PM
it makes you a crunchy treat with a soft chewy center for dragons
RETRIBUTION
@RandomProphet
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:34 PM
i mean a dragon did notably fuck a human woman once. maybe it is an attempt to seduce the dragons
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:35 PM
Lady Dragoons out there far more powerful than any man because they have a window that says "PLEASE STAB HERE TO INFLICT CRITICAL DAMAGE TO ALL MY VITAL ORGANS"
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Mon, Jul 25, 2022 11:35 PM
estinien could never
corpse bride
@NaotoCap
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:11 AM
forever mad that they nerfed Estinien's luscious lips once the helmet comes off
corpse bride
@NaotoCap
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:12 AM
but also, yes, i definitely headcanon Julien having the gaping hole in their armor as a power move against Estinien after they whooped his ass in job quests
Levi
@shiningkestral
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:23 AM
I've seen people say that the dragoon armor doesn't actually do that much to protect against dragon and its primary purpose is to fuck up a dragon's throat when it tries to eat you which, yeah, it does that but that doesn't mean it can't also protect you from attacks in general
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:39 AM
I feel like Estinien losing his lips might have something to do with he probably is suffering a lot of after effects from Nidhogg's whole everything so maybe he's just still recovering???
RETRIBUTION
@RandomProphet
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:44 AM
nidhogg stole estinien's lips
Ziri✖O
@ZiriO
Tue, Jul 26, 2022 12:49 AM
eyebrow waggling intensifies??
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