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State of a mammon??? idk what to title this lmao
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But I figured I'd make a little plurk just to talk about how mammon is this month
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At the start of the month Mammon is going to be normal, not showing signs of things being wrong
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He's really good at fake it til ya make it and what not lmao
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but mid month to the end of the month, anyone who hangs out with mammon will notice his mask of "everything is daijoubu" will be crumbling
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I figured it might be a little boring to like make a log post of drunk depressed mammon so I thought I'd make a plurk instead lmao
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His brother is in a sleep coma all month and mammon doesn't do well alone especially when hes worried
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ANYWAY THATS ALL THIS PLURK IS ABOUT
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give me more
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also everything is absolutely 大丈夫
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DO NOT BELIEVE MAMMON IF HE SAYS EVERYTHING IS DAIJOUBU
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https://images.plurk.com/4yQqOlUYCj27RvqMsvcxlk.png
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he's not crying you're crying
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is Mammon crying because Satan's not around to help with chores lmfao
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sbkjnfjs lmao
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no he misses talking to his dumb bby brother (nottalking)
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mammommmmm
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bags under his eyes, eyes looking red, hidden by his dumb shades
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...Finally reply to Mammon's private message to Al and I feel like he just made shit worse
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Al comes over and sees mammon being a wreck:
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https://media2.giphy.com/media/COYGe9rZvfiaQ/giphy.gif
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Sadness, missing all the feels jam
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DO NOT PERCIEVE HIS FEELINGS THEY ARE GROSS AND HE HATES THEM
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no Angel can relate
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feelings are dumb
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that's why he chooses not to have them 8D
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Alastor agrees. Why do you think he's always smiling?! 8D
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by you know... self medicating
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emotional constipation demon squad?
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/sad cheer
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thats why almost all the alcohol mammon has acquired is now gone
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hes totally fine
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BRO WHAT ABOUT SHARING ?
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but on a more serious note, I do want them to have a more.... sincere conversation where Angel isn't just being flirty
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I was trying to steer him away but then Mamms goes and kabedons his ass
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Angel needs that post nut clarity
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HE CAN STILL SHARE if he want to put up with his sad mopey self lmaooo
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snbkjfs LMAO LISTEN MAMMON FELT CHALLENGED he had to do something
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but I would love that too nfsbkj
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a price to pay for decent booze
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Angel will eventually calm down.... just not sure when
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he's going to go through someone similar next month for a totally different reason
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angel no dont feel the sad feels!!! its terrible!!!
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Luckily, Mammon sucks at dealing with himself, but he's much better at dealing with others feelings
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/refreshes thread....
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Demons are total disasters. in other news, water wet
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lmao
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Question: Would it be okay if Alastor pinched Mammon's cheek in the beach thread?
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He's being a dick
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Alastor, I mean. Not Mammon
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Mammon is a sweet boy
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that's absolutely fine lmao
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The Temptation of Mammon
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drunk!mammon: /hits the mad button
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XDDD
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If you deck him, Mammon, not even Alastor will blame you
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hes so close to decking him lmao
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THIS IS HOW FRIENDSHIP IS MADE
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Again, not even Alastor would blame him
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Oh boy...just saw that tag and Alastor is gonna do something potentially stupid.
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Permission to grab Mammon's hand and place it over Alastor's heart?
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Or provide Mammon with a weapon?
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nsbfkj mammon's drunk dont give him weapons!
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but yes grab his hand
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Here we go, I guess. o_o
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Did you enjoy that Mammon gave him an opening and Zhao took it?
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I laughed when I read because mammon is just like "i-I just hit you what the heck you arent mad??"
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Zhao: /maybe but I GOTTA SHOOT MY SHOT
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Now if they actually have dinner and Zhao realizes how dumb Mammon is he might think twice BUT WHO KNOWS
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I would be happy to play that out for fun next month if you'd like
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Just let me know. : D
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