

Villain
[alcohol]


Villain
I got a nice bottle of whiskey

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And I was like "Let's try a shot of it."

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And I opened the bottle

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And the suction made a little splash that cause a drop of whiskey to fly RIGHT UP

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into my eye

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augh

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uck

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f

Onigashima
oops

HotXC
oh no

Villain
I almost dropped the bottle

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Anyway it's very harsh, but it has a very pleasing, almost sweet aftertaste

E.S. Levi
Whiskey is better in mouth, not in eye.

Villain
it is

Dirk Warhard
but hey, now that eye is sterile, that's useful, right?

Villain
true!

big juicy
oh man, my bottle of hot sauce did this to me the other night

big juicy
except i didn't get the sterilization benefits

HotXC
that sounds even less pleasant

Villain
oof

Villain
yes that would probably be worse

ArtIsArt
I can tell you the worst thing to do with hot pepper essence, but that's more than stupid.

skerple
oh NO

ArtIsArt
Pee. Without washing your hands. After cutting hot peppers. ASK HOW I KNOW THAT'S THE WORST.

ArtIsArt
*without washing your hands FIRST that is.