

Master Chieve
[alcohol]


Master Chieve
I got a nice bottle of whiskey

Master Chieve
And I was like "Let's try a shot of it."

Master Chieve
And I opened the bottle

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And the suction made a little splash that cause a drop of whiskey to fly RIGHT UP

Master Chieve
into my eye

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augh

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uck

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f

Quinn Angstrom
oops

DrugsJulius
oh no

Master Chieve
I almost dropped the bottle

Master Chieve
Anyway it's very harsh, but it has a very pleasing, almost sweet aftertaste

E.S. Levi
Whiskey is better in mouth, not in eye.

Master Chieve
it is

Dirk Warhard
but hey, now that eye is sterile, that's useful, right?

Master Chieve
true!

big juicy
oh man, my bottle of hot sauce did this to me the other night

big juicy
except i didn't get the sterilization benefits

DrugsJulius
that sounds even less pleasant

Master Chieve
oof

Master Chieve
yes that would probably be worse

ArtIsArt
I can tell you the worst thing to do with hot pepper essence, but that's more than stupid.

skerple
oh NO

ArtIsArt
Pee. Without washing your hands. After cutting hot peppers. ASK HOW I KNOW THAT'S THE WORST.

ArtIsArt
*without washing your hands FIRST that is.