Dr. BeardoPuff
[gym story] I went into the gym this morning on an empty stomach because this afternoon I volunteered to teach a summer class for 4-8 year olds.
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And while I'm bad at my 8 hour eating window I at least try. It's more of a 10 hour eating window...
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So I'm hungry and doing heavy squats
Pixel
oh my gosh 4-8 years olds
oh my gosh 4-8 years olds
Dr. BeardoPuff
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Anywho
Pixel
Are you going tob e wearing that suit
Pixel
Also yes sorry I was just enamoured by the summer class my bad
Dr. BeardoPuff
I'm panting and puffing in the squat rack doing reps at 305 and no I'm not going to be dressed as Cocky
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And I see a young guy bench pressing 85 lbs and he's trapped underneath the bar
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So I rack my weights and jog over to him in my knee wraps and heavy breathing "U NEED HELP, BRO?"
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and the local youth shoots me a look of panic so I rush around the bench press to get behind him to pull the weight off of him
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I then explain how it's better to lift a small weight and do it well than struggle to do more, and to work up to heavier weights
Pixel
Is it bad that I imagine you saying that in Kratos's voice
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and suggest he find a weight he can do 10 reps at and work up from there, because technique matters
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I mean I'm a baritone, not a bass, so maybe imagine I'm David Xanatos (why my brain went there for baritone is beyond me)
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And then I look down and I realize what shirt I'm wearing
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While I'm giving my Gym Uncle talk to this New Lifter.
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Pixel
LMAO
Pixel
I was half-hoping you had a POkemon Bro workout shirt
Dr. BeardoPuff
Lifter-shonen
Pixel
LIfter-shonen senpai