ahaha oh no

~ Salmonellosis ~

the only spice is E Coli

wheezes,

/snort

Anyone who cooks chicken like that on purpose deserves exactly what they get. but now I want icecream, dammit.

see. strawberry shortcake is one of my favourite ice cream flavors but now i can't see it the same way ever again and i'm upset abou tthis

my first thought was sliced rare tuna